I Keep My Stuff Here

Gettin riled up

[rilifer]

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[kosmogrl]

[aropride]

like does anyone else still feel the exact same age they were in march 2020 like 90% of the time

[csny]

everymorning: i think im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die. this is it. im going to die. im going to die immediately.

every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.

[rilifer]

I apologize for my previous statements on white girl dancing I was drunk but that’s no excuse and I need to be held accountable

[wynandcore]

Porn ads are funny. ‘Jerking off all by yourself?’ HELL YEAH I AM. Would love to keep it that way thank you very much

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[kunosoura]

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

[kunosoura]

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

[rilifer]

I need to go white girl dancing NOW

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[rilifer]

For women’s day my dad got me a being a raging asshole

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[redstonedust]

we should replace all petty interpersonal drama call-out posts with diss tracks. i dont wanna hear about how much you hate someone unless youre willing to put the effort into writing them a personalized song about it. give it some flair yknow.

[homunculus-argument]

Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

[rilifer]

Fuck it’s embarrassing to only start to have daddy issues at 25. My brain is fully developed, I have a stable partner, I seek validation a relatively normal amount that it doesn’t impact every one of my relationships and I’m just now joining a club these bitches have been running since they were 8 like hey girrlllssss look I’m showing my mid drift too! Like are we fucking serious I’m so sorry