#rimme

[mysharona1987]

A visit to the Rimmel family mourning tent

In one of the worst car crashes of the decade 34-year-old Tzipi Rimmel and her three-week-old daughter, Noam Rachel, were killed

[damimates]

Technically Red dwarf.

Edit: this is idkhow

[cbarriefans]

Here's some extra Christmas cheer! Tomorrow morning at 9.55 AM Channel 5 will show "Saving Santa" featuring Chris as the voice of Blitzen!

[cbarriefans]

Christmas Drabble ...

The sound of “Last Christmas” wafted over the observation deck. Lister and Rimmer still sat in silence. Feeling awkward Lister started picking at the paper napkin, much to Rimmer's annoyance.

“This must be te most overplayed song in history …” Rimmer muttered, not so much because the song irked him but more to make conversation. Lister smirked. “I really think she shouldn't have hit him that hard on top of everything else, poor bloke ...” “What?!” Rimmer frowned at him. “George Michael, the chick, really bashed him, she did!” His eyebrows now reaching into his hairline, Rimmer asked again; “WHAT?!” “This year, to save me front teeth, I'll give it to someone special …” “Lister, are you smegging serious ...” Seeing Rimmer's utter amazement Lister started sniggering. “Save it Rimsy, I was taking the smeg to break this stupid tension.” Then he became more serious. “I get the song, I get it very well. This year I was gonna give Krissy me heart. But I can't now. But it's all good, cause now … I can give it to someone special, and I think George would approve.” And with that he handed Rimmer the napkin he'd been fiddling with which, to Rimmer's utter amazement now had been torn into the shape of a rather sweet looking heart.

[accidentpronearachnid]

Karaoke and alcohol

Rimme: Went all out with the old school songs.

Me: was doing the same last night. Someone decided to start doing shitty music so I did even shittier music. Then I got really drunk.

Rimme: like how bad?

Me: How bad was the music or how bad was my drunkenness?

Rimme: the music and the drunkness.

Me: I sang the Sonic R OST and cussed out my phone's auto correct.

[accidentpronearachnid]

I think I need to get away from animal crossing for awhile

[1:28:24 AM] Kristin: Gordon I have a new OTP

[1:28:33 AM] Gordon: who

[1:28:55 AM] Kristin: Apollo and Clay

[1:29:39 AM] Gordon: wut

[1:30:06 AM] Gordon: uh

[1:30:10 AM] Gordon: clay the hamster?

[1:30:21 AM] Gordon: is this a size difference thing?

[1:31:04 AM] Kristin: Nooo from phoenix wright xD

[1:31:13 AM] Gordon: oh

[1:31:15 AM] Gordon: pfffffft

[1:31:17 AM] Gordon: WHAHAHAHAHAHA

[accidentpronearachnid]

Nobody wants katie.

gordon: we should buy macaroons

Kristin: YES

Kristin: A box full of them

Kristin: AND EAT IT

gordon: yes

gordon: and we should buy a nice tea to go with them

Kristin: Omg yeah

gordon: and i'm totally dumping katie on you

Kristin: Noooo

Kristin: Im afk

gordon: YUS

Kristin: my 3ds is downstairs

gordon: SHE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW

gordon: i'm getting the hell out of here

gordon: nice flag by the way

[accidentpronearachnid]

"Being an unpaid intern is kinda boring... At least there's lunch breaks so I can play FE and ship I'm such an adult. whee!"

Rimme