would you like some unstable creature?
anyway im playing with the ring / lord of screen marriage thing from Here rn to see if it fits the vibe for that specific au. Who is he anyway? Ob!Spam (older brother)? Peeps!spam maybe?? idk.
(If his most valuable product is the fucking thorn/wedding ring... what about the dealmakers, the thing he litterally becomes, you ask? well obviously they're HIM! haehae they're [WOrThLEsS!] and that's why you can't sell them. haha)







