#ringringhooka

[farovermistymountains]

ringringhooka replied to your post: Reading to Emma over the phone xoxo

ringringhooka replied to your post: Reading to Emma over the phone xoxo

This is the best post Ive seen all day. HAHA!

“Oh, muthafucka! single, mah dear, ta be sure, muthafucka! A single playa of big-ass fortune; four and five thousand a year. What a gangbangin’ fine muthafuckin thang fo’ our hoes!”

[peachiex]

RingRingHooka Tagged me in one of those 11 questions things (and if you know RingRing at all, you know how random these questions are) anyway, these are my answers.

My 11 Questions 

What would be your worst nightmare come true? Anything bad happening to my son, he had surgery once and that was probably the worst thing ever. So anything bad happening to him.

If you could choose one fictional character to appear in real life (i.e. be a real person) who would it be?  Godric, but would he still retain his vampire self in this world? If not than I select Dean Winchester, (who would obviously have to come with Sam Winchester cause they are inseparable) 

You’ve run out of toilet paper, first words to come out of your mouth? Fuck! 

Most embarrassing situation you’ve been in? Gosh I don't even know. Honestly, not to harp on the Mom thing, but once you've been poked and prodded and shown your naughty bits to 15 doctors/nurses in one room, embarrassment kind of becomes null and void. Plus, I have a kid, which means constant embarrassment. So this answer isn't interesting.

Who is your man-crush/woman-crush? I'll answer for both, in case anyone hasn't figured it out yet, I like ladies and men. Jensen Ackles is my Man-crush, and Mila Kunis is my lady-crush... and just those two names in the same sentence, does things to me.

Favorite book/comic/song? My favorite book will forever be, The Little Prince

Favorite superhero? It has always been Professor X and/or Spider-man, and I will hurt you if you call my choices lame!!

Are you dressing up for Halloween? As who? Or who would you be if you were? Um.. probably Jessie from Toy Story, which will be more like a female cowgirl, cause I'm not buying a red glittery cowboy hat from Disney, they can fuck off with their prices.

You’ve fallen in love with Barney, the singing dinosaur, what does your love letter look like?   "Dear Barney, I've just suddenly fallen in love with you. I suspect this might be more of a curse than an actual blessing because I was doing this survey thing my bean buddy tagged me in, and there was this question, and now, well... here I am. This is quite disappointing, because not only does your voice remind me of nails on a chalk board, but now I can't wait to see you and hug you and have you serenade me with your mediocre hippy-dippy songs. I also will be writing a letter to my bean buddy, to curse her back, cause at least if she was going to curse me to fall in love with a dinosaur, she could have chosen one that has a penis.... So Barney, I guess we're stuck with each other... so what'd ya say you grease up that tail and take me for a ride?" 

Saddest Disney movie you’ve seen? *or saddest movie in general*?  Schindler's List will forever be the saddest movie I've ever seen. The red coat kills me, even now. Saddest Disney movie? Lion King. 

Would you ever want to switch reproductive systems with the opposite gender? Meaning I get a penis? Um.........offuckingcourse I would!   Wait, this wouldn't be permanent right? Cause I think I'd get bored with a penis, plus the whole not wanting to be a boy cause I like my girl skin-suit matters too. But if it was for like a week? Yes. I would. And I would put my penis in everything.

[farovermistymountains]

I'm bored, and I was tagged by Georgie.

I was tagged by liveeverylife

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2 : Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones.

Rule 3 : Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4 : Let them know they’ve been tagged!

1. Nutella or Bacon? 

Bacon for sure. Though i've heard that people made nutella coated bacon...

2. Your OTP?

I have a few.

True Blood: Eric/Sookie, Bill/Ceiling Fire

Holby City: Jac/Joseph, Luc/Eddi, Hanssen/Looking after little birds.

Pride and Prejudice: Elizabeth Bennet/Mr Darcy

ASOIAF: Dany/Drogo (weeping 5eva), Joffrey/Death, Sansa/Snark

I have OTPs all over the place.

3. Celebrity crush? Oh my future life partners you ask?

Alexander Skarsgård and Jason Momoa.

4. If you had to eat one thing and only that thing for the rest of your life what would it be?

See answer to the previous question?

I don't know! First world problems, too much choice.

5. How many Tumblr friends do you have?

Friends as in people that I talk to on a regular basis... probably like 20/30, probably more than 100 that i've spoken to briefly. EVERYONE'S MY FRIEND!

But there's a wee group of select people, including people i've met irl that are absolutely fuckawesome.

6. Describe your best friend?

Epic. But can be way too self conscious sometimes. Has a lot of Samwise Gamgee feels.

7. Can you play an instrument?

Piano and the Xylophone. And I mean the 1.5m xylophone.

8. How many teeth do you have?

I have 29 teeth. I still have 2 wisdom teeth to come in, and i've had a molar removed.

9. What are you doing today?

Lying in bed feeling like shit, watching Stargate Atlantis for Jason Momoa's arms.

10. Favourite movie?

Don't ask me for ONE!

The Little Mermaid, Pride and Prejudice (2005 adaption), Mrs Doubtfire because it's so awesome, The Lion King, Snow White (shit there's a lot of Disney in here), Clerks...

11. Best place you’ve ever been on holiday to?

I love Disneyworld. I've been a fair few times. I loved Iceland though.

Now, for my 11 questions:

Favourite TV show?

Favourite food?

Your opinions on The Muppet Show.

You're stuck on an island, pick one thing to keep you amused for the indeterminable future.

The first thing you notice in a person?

Describe your dream date.

Your opinion on tattoos?

On body mods in general?

Do you have a party trick? If so, what is it?

Where's your favourite place to be?

If you had to move somewhere else, where would it be?

Now, my 11 tags:

Emma - yourdensityx

Cat - womaninterrupted

Rune - runeybadger

Kristen - kristenmarie0

Linda - ringringhooka

Laura - chaneladdict

Linds - scribeninja

Holly - porschagirl

Monica - luvtheviking

Lexi - wannadobadthings

Sarah - victorianhooker

[peachiex]

" #awww it's cute she said that" I was reading your tags thinking you were going to write something about how cute this was and then I read "even though it's a dirty filthy lie". ROFL hahahaha I'm still laughing. It was so nice and then you call BS. hahahah

I mean, come on, Dean Winchester! I heard this thing once that he popped a Jolly Rancher before a kiss scene with an actress, I still can not look at that candy with out getting mildly read:completely turned on.