A bunch of silky and flowy fabrics, a bundle of different types of mint, jasmine tea, essential oil of Extra as Fuck, and Chrom to pull you up and out of the pentagram. Location preferably somewhere surrounded with flowering trees.
That’s gonna result in a Robin who looks like me and is way less apologetic about just existing, which is close but I don’t think it’s quite spot on. Leave them be and let them live happily forever after in a blooming grove somewhere.
5 (ohohoho, probably a bit of obvious one :P), 19, 22, 62. :)
At first I was like:
chiaroscuro-twilight said: 5, 6, 21, 29, 63. Bonus challenge: 32. It’s hardly a question, but I wanna see how you’ll respond.
…sweet, there isn’t gonna be much overlap! But then…
sawahbodien said:1-64 ;D Aaaand… 65: What would you do if you got one night with Loïc? ;)
… ARE YOU SERIOUS yes you are. Welp. This one’s gonna need a Read More.
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
Not often nor regularly, but every now and then, yes. Increasingly much when alone for extended periods of time or feverish, both of which conditions once happened to coincide and produce a rather flighty essay into the possibility of the entire universe being a nested, recursive hallucination. I’ll see if I can find it and if it’s fit for publishing (I found the thing, in my handwriting, in three different languages, in a notebook I’d been keeping by the bedside table, without any recollection of writing it. Fevers are fun.)
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3, which is because of the things that might be in the dark but which I know for sure aren’t there but then again the only fact I’m absolutely sure of is the fact that I can be sure of nothing.
3. The person you would never want to meet?
Timo Soini, tietäjät tietää
4. What is your favorite word?
Atm I quite like ‘effervescence’, though I refuse to name an absolute favourite, I might actually offend some other darling
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
Cherry or wisteria or pretty much any other tree that has showy-offy blooms. I adore flowering trees
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
‘Should I get a haircut?’ I wondered as I stared at that one curl that had refused to step in line for the past week
7. What shirt are you wearing?
One with M.D. House on it, alongside the text ‘NORMAL IS OVERRATED’
8. What do you label yourself as?
Non-specified discounted household wares
9. Bright room or dark room?
I like my surroundings dim bordering on dark (bit contradictory with the fear healthy distrust of dark places, but bleh), which often causes astonishment: I’m alone in a room and the lights are off and anyone walking in automatically assumes it’s empty. The sounds people make. Such fun >:D
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Listening to Eurovision songs and learning/trying to learn their lyrics (oinanibakamite I’ve got Montenegro almost completely down have I earned chocolate? Yes I have)
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
Beginning of first year of uni, has to be. Greatest time yet. That’s, what, nine months back, to last September.
12. Who told you they loved you last?
Can’t even remember, might have been months back. Please understand this is normal and usual in Finland.
13. Your worst enemy?
The cripplingly disproportionate amounts of thought and motivation there are whirling inside me
14. What is your current desktop picture?
A slideshow of our family’s travels around the globe, mostly pics from South Africa, Japan and NYC
15. Do you like someone?
Loïc Nottet Like, like-like? (I didn’t think I’d ever write that) No, I’m not really into the whole relationships game
16. The last song you listened to?
Molitva (Serbian Eurovision winner 2007, the best Eurovision song ever imo (not counting Hard Rock Hallelujah or Dancing Lasha Tumbai, they’re in an entirely different categories of bestiness))
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
How much explosive power are we talking about? Will there be collateral damage to surrounding people and/or infrastructure? What’s the nastiest political group you can think of and where are their headquarters?
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Anyone left standing after the previous question, or I can think of several others from earlier school years
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
Timo Soini, I’d have him empty and scrub clean the outhouse with a toothbrush, with his hands tied behind his back.
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
Intensely corkscrew hair, which I haven’t washed for a couple of days so it’s become almost completely straight, which kind of makes it more of a nicely versatile head of hair, or the very long and skeletal fingers. Everyone says I should have been a pianist.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
Pretty much the same I guess? Idk if I’d do anything out of the ordinary
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
Walking and running in flip-flops without making the sound
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
Running out of levels of nested pretension, I’m afraid of what I might find if I ever got past all the layers of (self-)deception. I can’t help it, whenever someone asks me something important or personal, or whenever I try to do some self-discovery, there’s this endless circle of evasion and rationalisation of said evasion. I might come to regret posting this (at some level anyway) but I have to start defusing somewhere.
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
Rye bread with pickled cucumber and some kind of jam, preferably accompanied by lukewarm cocoa. It’s only edible at 04:00-06:00 am, after a minimum of approx 20 sleepless hours. Empirically tested, several times. The army was a truly wild time.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
Majora’s Mask 3DS and appropriate snacks, or reserving a movie theatre to finally get around to that Harry Potter binge that’s been in the talks for a while
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
To the next person I can find that wants to go anywhere in the world. No way I’m going somewhere without a plan.
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
Unlimited Absinthe for everyone and watch the chaos unfold (even though I’m an absolutist save for three days a year: Eve of First of May, Eurovision Grand Final’s night and Midsummer)
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Do no harm, but take no shit
29. What is your favorite expletive?
There’s nothing better than a sincere, deep ‘Saatana’ half-hissed,half-spat out from between clenched teeth. Now there’s a word that has power.
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
My beloved Pikachu plushie that’s been with me for the past fifteen years
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
No thank you, I’d like my memory as intact as it can be.
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
Future goals tbh. But, me and time travel? Are you sure? The universe might give up eventually. On the other hand, in exchange for time travel? Good riddance, Finland.
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Considering I’m already a time-traveling super-powered freak of creation, I’d commit the time and place to memory and make sure that if I die, it’ll be just moments before, very nearby, and resurrect myself. Which version of me died and which is the one that did the asking? How many times can I do this? Will I come back the age I was when I died? If I die of old age, the arrangement would be pretty pointless. Would Death be in such a good mood if I put it through this? Will the universe be in a good mood?
34. What was your last dream about?
Can’t remember, sorry :( can’t think of any others I could tell you about atm, either
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
Interactive encyclopaedia? Phenomenal, I dare say.
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
I’ve admitted myself a few times. The hospital on base had infinitely better beds than the barracks. Being a medic has to have its perks. But for real? Once, when I was a kid, for an operation on my ear.
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
Have I? HAVE I? Bitch please, I used to have my dad plow all the snow in the neighbourhood (he cleared the roads anyway, but he’d collect the snow for me) to an empty lot near our house and make castles that’d’ve put Elsa to shame.
38. What is the color of your socks?
Anything except black, since 2013 or sth like that
39. What type of music do you like?
Anything except country and rap, with preferences towards heavy genres.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
Sunsets
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
Chocolate
42. What football team do you support?
None
43. Do you have any scars?
There’s this small one alongside the side of my right wrist that’s been there forever, and then there’s the one on my leg I more or less accidentally made when I once wanted to get data on how blood clots. I’ve matured as a scientist since.
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
The creator of THIS
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
The regrettable lack of telekinetic abilites
46. Are you reliable?
Fiercely
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
What should I do different than you did?
48. Do you hold grudges?
For the most serious of grievances
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
Foxes with owl’s wings and flight
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
‘Unusual’ becomes pretty meaningless when it’s usual and regular in (specific friend groups) to have discussions on, for example, how James Bond could become more environmentally friendly if we developed piezoelectric trees, or how the Magna Carta might have affected unicorns during the time period, or how the laws against publicly carrying blades might be circumvented in order to don full armor and declare ourselves monarchs of an area surrounding a park bench by invoking the right of conquest, or how we’d go about growing elfin ears using a subject’s own cartilage tissue.
51. Are you a good liar?
According to #23, everything I ever say is some kind of a lie. But, I’m not, I can never hold my pokerface. Which is, of course what I would say to throw some suspicion. Which is also what I would say next. How many levels deep are we going to go?
52. How long could you go without talking?
In an idealised setting? Pretty much forever I guess.
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
The enforced crop cut during military service, or the unexpectedly long-lasting orange “”“temporary"”” dye I had one Halloween
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
Several
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
One of my hobbies is collecting English accents. I’m pretty confident in my Queen’s English, South African and Irish variants.
56. What do you like on your toast?
Butter and tomato slices
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
A logarithmic spiral with all kinds of protrusions and webbings and force fields and trees and stuff around it. I was just doodling during a boring meeting.
58. What would be you dream car?
The Weasley’s flying, slightly conscious Anglia
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
Sometimes I like to just sit down and let the water flow over me. Then I’ll slowly change the temperature as far as I can go in both directions. No idea why. It’s fun, though.
60. Do you believe in aliens?
I think it’s idiotic not to (if you’re unconvinced, see Drake’s equation and think on it for a while)
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
Only if the tumblr post looks funny enough
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
thorn (þ)
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
Dragons, no competition
64. What do you think about babies?
Best enjoyed from a safe distance
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. What would you do if you got one night with Loïc?
Use my time-traveling skills to get really good at hypnotism and then convince him he’s some kind of a household pet (which isn’t too far from his current state, the lost puppy that he is) and then just keep him.
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85k2bbtKOeQ ja erityisesti 2:16 - 2:20, jossa "rules of the nature are fair and cruel"
4. onko maol vapahtajasi
- tie, totuus ja elämä, kaiken toden tiedon lähde
11. lempimuumihahmo
- meni jo
12. kumpi on pelottavampi, morso vai mörkö?
- morson näin ekaa kertaa jossaki suomitumblrin postissa ja itse asiassa kuulinkin mokomasta otuksesta vasta täällä, joten toisaalta Mörkö on historiallisesti se pelottavampi mutta absoluuttisesti järkyttävämmän näkönen on se Morso josta kuvan näin