What could Armin do during sex (accidentally or intentionally) that would make Annie angry or upset with him?
I would ask about the opposite situation, but I honestly can't imagine what Annie could do to make Armin disappointed :/
Oh ahahahahah xD This is actually funny to me because the MOST I can come up with that would earn Armin a whacking (and also the punishment of blue balls) is if.... he talks about deep sea creatures in the middle of sex.
Because! Let's look at this logically!
Armin virgin (Annie too but that's irrelevant)
Virgin Armin suffering from performance anxiety
Virgin Armin actually starts off well! Everything working like it's supposed to! Initial results are satisfactory and according to expectations!
Virgin Armin soon finds out... everything is working wayyyyyy too well. Like, really fucking well.
Oh god-ohhhh goooooddd, oh-fu-
Virgin Armin on the verge of concluding on results
but WAIT-
it's only been 15 minutes, too early to conclude!
Oh gooooodd, fuuucckkk-
nonoNONONO- HE CAN'T! HE CANNOT!
Okay, temporary fix - let's pause everything for two minutes.
"Why did you stop?"
"Um... just... just give me a second..."
Project paused! Time to take a deep breath and think things through. Perhaps a shift in perspective will help!
*Deep breath*
Abyssal Comb Jelly. Barreleye Fish. Balloon worm. Big Red Jelly. Giant tubeworm. Vampire Squid. Woolly siphonophore. Sea pig. Pigbutt worm.
"What in the actual fuck?"
???? Pause aborted?
"Are you thinking of FISH when we're fucking?"
:< welp













