Axel is such a goober. Even if he’s a built giant Geco—
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Axel is such a goober. Even if he’s a built giant Geco—
having a friend that throws himself onto you as a greeting is great, not so much when you have a touch sensitive teleporting power
Lea: *Sends a voice message*
Isa: *Texting back* I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Lea: No, don’t worry, just listen to it later.
*Later*
Isa: *Presses play*
Lea: *Voice message* THERE'S A FIRE-
mark be like
wilf
@wilfcrd
Ch 1 pg 5
After busting everyone but Xemnas out...
Axel (after being punched in the gut): Oww
Xion: Tee Hee
Saix: Um guys? Xemnas isn’t moving.
Marluxia: Superior?
Axel: Saix? What are you doing?
Saix: Breaking him out.
Demyx: WHAT!?
Kairi: I'm small but knowing
Axel: You don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like
Kairi, already plotting murder:
Newcrest, 21:20
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Double Date Pt.13
*Henry and Axel enter, Axel wearing a disguise. Henry, upon entry, sees Violet and waves at her, walking over*
Henry: Hey, violet. I see your finally out of your dorm.
Violet: Well, hello Henry. I see you've finally got a friend.
Henry/Violet: *nod* Nice! *best friend handshake*
Axel *in his head*: wtf did I just watch
Violet: speaking of, who are you?
Henry: it's axel
Axel: What! No, umm...who is Axel? I'm...my name is...steve.
Henry: Steve?
Axel: ...yeah...Steve.
Violet: it's nice to see Axel is as intelligent as always
Axel: What's that supposed to mean?
Violet: What does it sound like?
Henry: Besides, why would you care, STEVE?
Axel: ...what are you doing here?
Violet: What are YOU two doing here?
Axel: I asked first.
Violet: What are you, five?
Henry: We're on a date.
Axel: What? Wait-
Violet: Oh, how nice.
Axel: wait a second, i thought we were just hanging out with some friends-
Henry: Thanks, I'm glad I have you approval.
Axel: what?!?! Henry?!?! When did this happen?
Henry: *completely deadpan* How rude. You don't even recall asking me out? We're dating, remember?
Axel: WHAT
Violet: Nevermind, I don't approve. You're too good for him, break up right now.
Henry: Axel, it's over.
Axel: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Please tell me you're just messing with me.
Henry/Violet: ...
Axel: Oh, thank god. You are a horrible friend sometimes, you know that right?
Henry: yeah...
Axel: Ok bro, I'm gonna go grab us some seats.