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Aqua: We’re having a baby!

Ventus: Congratulation-

Terra: *Slamming adoption papers on the table* It’s you, sign here.

*bonus drawing post to this post now available in the comments*

#kingdom hearts #incorect quote #aqua #terra #ventus #terraqua #they are making it official #ven is all the more joy about this

Aqua: WHO FUCKED UP MY CROSSWORD?!! Terra: What do you mean? Aqua: SOME BUCKTOOTHED, BIG-NOSED, PINHEADED, FLAT-FOOTED BUFFOON PUT DOWN SHAKESPEARE AS THE AUTHOR OF THE ODYSSEY. Terra: And? Aqua: IN PEN!!!!! Terra: THOSE BASTARDS!

#kingdom hearts #inncorrect quotes #terra #aqua #terraqua #It takes a lot for Aqua to get upset #The one thing she doesn't want touched is her crossword #Anyways it was Vanitas that did it #He thought that Aqua coughed a bit too loudly #So this was his revenge #He was later found with three degree burns #Terra tried his best to prevent the use of firaga #Clearly he failed #Like how he failed to not fall to darkness #On the bright side Ventus recorded it all on his gummi phone #He got a lot of likes on Vanitas getting his shit rocked #So Vanitas next time don't fuck with Aqua's crossword

Sora & Riku: *Finding a dead body on a mission* Sora: Sora: B- Riku: *Holding up a finger* Don’t you DARE say “been there done that.” Sora: You can’t tell me what to do, you didn’t even come to my funeral! Riku: I was looking for clues to find YOU! Sora: And I was in another REALITY!

#kingdom hearts #inncorrect quotes #soriku #sora #riku #They perceived to go about this for another hour #Instead of going on about Riku not coming to his funeral #They should be concerned about the DEAD BODY #It's okay after an hour Riku did go should we maybe report this #Which Sora responded so you care about this dead body but not mine #Aqua had to be sent to dead with it cause Sora and Riku didn't have it together #Aqua is disappointed in them #But still can't believe Riku didn't go to Sora funeral #So much for being best friends #Though Riku did end up learning he wasn't dead #So Sora can't be that mad at it

Riku: *Dressed as a werewolf* Sora, why are you dressed like a mirror?

Sora: A mirror is the scariest thing to look at.

Riku:

Riku: Are you okay?

Sora: No.

#kingdom hearts #inncorect quotes #soriku #sora #riku #a mirror is the scariest thing to look at #though in reality sora are you good #like do you need help #riku is concern #hey riku look on the bright side #at least he has the scariest halloween costume #though he really does need therapy #like he badly needs it #kairi: *dressed as a witch* I was excited but now I am just sad #happy halloween #destiny trio got a lot of candy #because of sora trauma #a positive #be safe tonight if you are going out

Doctor: So you have PTSD and severe depression. Have you been in regular therapy?

Sora: Um, I’ve been replaying Steven Universe since I got back, so same thing...yeah.

Doctor: Um, no motherfucker it’s not the same fucking thing.

Sora: Ummmm yeah it is.

Doctor: No it’s not!!

Sora: UM, YES...IT IS....

Doctor:

Sora:

Doctor: You stupid motherfucker.

#kingdom hearts #inncorect quotes #sora #what do you mean that isn't the same thing #it's close enough #though sora does need to go to regular therapy #like he has so much trauma in his small body #maybe they all need a group therapy #someone please get these kids some therapy #but at least sora saw a doctor #small victories #he is a dumb motherfucker #give this kid a break #and let him be a kid #I hope steven universe is teaching you something #also cookie for whoever knows what this is from

Riku: You know, you often use humor to deflect serious trauma.

Sora: Thank you.

Riku: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Sora: What I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Based on a Conversation with my Friends

*Driving*

Lea: Oh look, they have a Dabi sticker on their car. God, why is Dabi so hot…

Roxas: Okay, what did you say?

Xion: Did you say Dobby is hot?

Isa: I didn't expect that from you…

Lea: Yeah, like he could step on me...wait, I’m talking about Dabi from MHA not the Harry Potter one.

Vanitas: You have friends, and I envy that.

Sora: You're welcome to share my friends!

Vanitas: *Looks at Donald and Goofy* I don't want those…

*After Riku finds Sora*

Sora: I feel fine.

Riku: You were forced to be asleep for a year.

Sora: I’ve been forced to be asleep before.

Riku: YOU DON'T BUILD AN IMMUNITY TO BEING FORCED TO BE ASLEEP!

#kingdom hearts #inncorect quotes #soriku #sora #riku #sora being forced to sleep isn't like the common cold #you really don't build up an immunity #you have missed so much of your teenage years #that is not a good thing #riku doesn't know what he is going to do with his ass #riku is just disappointed #which is fair #man has been missing for a year and this is his reaction #maybe smash with knock some sense into you #I hope mario beats sense into you #but in reality we should get sora to a doctor #its not a good thing to be in a coma like state for a year

Sora: I challenge you to a duel!

Jack Sparrow: *Pull out gun and points it at Sora*

Sora: Nevermind…*Runs away*

#kingdom hearts #inncorect quotes #sora #jack sparrow #fucking cowards #man has fought monster three times his size #and he runs at the sight of a gun #you challenge him #your keyblade has magic #just use thundra #jack thought it was funny #when sora ran away with his tail between his legs #a fucking wimp #sora is a coward #just shame

Roxas: You’re stupid.

Sora: *Laughing* Is that it?

Roxas: Give it time. It will eat at you.

*Later*

Sora: Am I stupid?

Riku: Yeah, a little…but I still love you.

#kingdom hearts #inncorect quotes #soriku #roxas #sora #riku #it does eat at you #it may not bother you in the moment #but as you think about it #it does bother you #also riku why are you so honest #you could of told him no #but at least you still love him for who he is #roxas that was a little mean #say sorry #not his fault he doesn't get the brain cell that often #the sun boy is fine the way he is

Mina: How single are y’all?

Kaminari: I dm myself memes.

#my hero academia #buko no hero academia #inncorect quotes #ashido mina #denki kaminari #damn that single huh #its okay kaminari #we all have been there #single fuckers rise up #don't worry kaminari you will win shinso's heart oneday #but mina why you got to call a man out like that #like him be single in peace #even though he did voice up about it #he doesn't have many braincells

Based on a conversation with my Mother

Riku: *Accidentally pushes a child*

Mickey: *Rushing to help said child* Riku, watch where you are going! God, never have children!

Riku: I don’t even want children.

Mickey: That’s okay, cause gays never want children.

Riku:

Mickey: *Laughing*

Riku: W...What kind of logic is that?! That doesn’t even make sense!

Mickey: I’m only joking with you.

#kingdom hearts #inncorect quotes #riku #king mickey #that is not how it works #how does not wanting kids relate to being gay #wtf #riku then sat in his room for 5 hours trying to figure out that logic #btw the child was okay #he only hit his head against the coffee table #mickey did think he was funny with that one #sora thought it was funny when riku told him #I still don't understand the logic #it doesn't make sense

Sora: Are you bleeding badly?

Riku: *Clearly in terrible shape* Oh, not so much.

Sora: What about internally?

Riku: ...

#kingdom hearts #inncorect quotes #soriku #sora #riku #riku really got fucked up by the heartless #but he doesn't want sora to worry #meanwhile sora clearly see that riku is bleeding out #someone get him a potion or a cure #like he is going to die from blood lost #riku might need to go to the hospital #riku don't be a tough guy #just say you are badly hurt #does anyone know his blood type #sora pls take your dumb boyfriend to the hospital

Ventus: Terra, can I have a night off training to go with Sora and Riku to Corona for the festival?

Terra: *Tired dad voice* Go ask your mother.

Ventus: Okay Terra. *Halfway into the Land of Departure to look for Aqua* nOW WAIT A MINUTE...

#kingdom hearts #inncorect quotes #terraqua #wayfinder trio #ventus #terra #aqua #ventus is their child #and ventus just realize that after terra said go find your mother #and he knew that meant aqua #terra and aqua adopted ventus a long time ago #even if ventus doesn't remember signing the adoption papers #real question did aqua say yes #and who are you taking ventus to the festival #cause if you just go by yourself you will be third wheeling sora and riku #maybe vanitas will go with you #or xion maybe #ventus did end up telling sora and riku about this moment #and they thought it was so funny

Some Random Girl: Be honest with me, what is the real reason why you are not dating right now? Also why won't you go on a date with me?

Riku: Because my roommate doesn't like the idea of me bringing men home.

Sora: For the last time. We are not roommates, we’re MARRIED!

Riku: I didn’t know you were in here…

#kingdom hearts #inncorect quotes #soriku #riku #sora #riku really wanted to say no to a girl without pulling out the married card #but sora won't stand being called a roommate after everything they have been through #riku tried to pull the gay card and that his roommate won't let him bring guys home #sora had to ruin his fun on this #the girl was just confused #riku is for sure getting a talking to when they get on the gummi ship #he might have to sleep on the couch #depends how upset sora is over this #riku does get hit on a lot while going to different worlds #and after a while the I'm married saying does get boring #he just wants to spice things up #meanwhile sora is like just say how it is #or I'm letting roxas stay with us for a month #he knows the two don't get along #and he will let riku suffer to punish him #good luck riku #he is a dead man walking

*Class 1A at the aquarium*

Kaminari: Hey, do you work here?

Employee: Yeah.

Sero: Koda wants to tell you something.

Employee: ?

Koda: They thought I should let you know...the octopus doesn’t like you.

Employee:

Sero and Kaminari: *Trying not to laugh*

Koda: He says you’re basic as fuck.

#my hero academia #buko no hero academia #inncorect quotes #denki kaminari #hanta sero #koji koda #damn dude #what did you do to that octopus for them not to like you #why do you have to be a basic fuck #sero and kaminari are both dying from laughter over this #koda is embarrassed though #but he had to do right by the octopus #the employee did just walk away after #he cried in the break room #an octopus called him basic as fuck #I would cry too

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