#rip fives

[ahsokas-left-elbow]

first art posted to tumblr since 2014...feels...good. (sry for the crunchy quality)

[secretly-a-trekkie]

was trying to find lofi music, clicked on this star wars one by samuel kim and i look up 3 minutes later and see this in the corner of the screen lmfaoo

[cuddles-with-dragons]

Even more shenanigans with Wolffe

Ahsoka: Where's Echo? Obi-Wan: Don't worry, I'll find them. Obi-Wan, shouting: Rex sucks! Echo, distantly: Captain Rex is the best person ever! Fuck you! Obi-Wan: Found them.

Obi-Wan, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. Obi-Wan: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

Echo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Fives: You and me! Echo: *tearing up* Ok.

Ahsoka: This can’t get any worse. Can it? Fives: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

Ahsoka, pointing to Wolffe: What color is his armor? Echo: Gray and white. Fives: Grey and white. Ahsoka, turning to Anakin: Now tell them what color you think it is. Anakin: White and dark white.

Wolffe: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

Computer: Please enter a password. Anakin: *types in Rex* Computer: Your password is too weak. Anakin: How fucking DARE YOU-

Anakin: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Fives: Burn the house down. Anakin: And what did you do? Fives: I made dinner. Anakin: Fives: Anakin: Fives: And burnt the house down.

Cody: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year. Wolffe: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues? Rex: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Echo: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over a year and presumed dead by everyone. Also most of my friends are dead or missing.

[tlmtwelve]

May 21, 2024: Nala Se

[jgvfhl]

Based off this Incorrect Quote of mine. You're all welcome for the window into Rex's uhhhhhh soul :)

@nintendolover13 @darth-void @501st-verified @theultimatesandwich @23-bears @thechaoticfanartist @fate-and-destiny @mercurydancer

[laughhardrunfastbekindsblog]

Why do I do this to myself?

Why do I keep watching Star Wars?

I'm a sucker for happy endings, it's my favorite trope ever. All Star Wars does is rip out my heart and put it through a meat grinder.

So WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING??!?

And WHY are the Umbara and Fives conspiracy arcs among my favorite stories in The Clone Wars??

[spectranocturna]

Me watching any Star Wars animated show:

Me: SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP [insert clone] D*ED BRING HIM BACKKK

Mom: It’s just a cartoon stop crying!

Me: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!

[chopper-base]

Fives: *comes running into the barracks* HIDE ME! *jumps behind Echo*

501st: *stares in confusion*

Rex: *comes bursting through the door* ok, WHERE IS HE?!

Echo: *backing away* oh, kriff no. You're on your own!

Fives: *fearful screeching*