star wars, etc.

OK | they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ ♠️ | 23 this is where i go to cry about clones ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[munkseel]

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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[frankensteins-gay-son-deactivat]

[fiendfifofum]

[ahsokas-left-elbow]

I forgot how long they make ahsoka wear that stupid fucking tube top in tcw like this is most impractical shit for a Jedi padawan to wear period let alone during a fucking GALACTIC WAR ??? home girl is blowing up the geonosians in a tube top and you’re telling me it’s secure the entire time and not disturbed by the entire new hive falling on top of her,,,, like,,, ok sure

[dooldebob]

some of your goofy asses for the past 20 years

[mystarwarsalbum-deactivated2019]

[gallusrostromegalus]

I love this picture because nobody is in any kind of recognizable fencing stance.

Adi Gallia is holding a boquet for a Prom pic.

Mace is about to knock a curveball into the stands

Yoda is swinging a broom at a spider on the ceiling

Ki-Adi-Muni is taking a creepy tinder selfie

Obi-wan is on Coruscant’s next Top Model and Space-Tyra has just told him “Play golf, but make it Fashion”

And Anakin Skywalker is grinding his flat ass on an stripper pole.

[anentirestarwar]

To be fair, all of these are entirely in character.

[ranty9000]

Most of these don’t even match the actual lightsaber combat forms lol

[kurtssingh]

The descriptions are so hilarious I have to do this. XDDDDD

[starwarscolors]

Ewan McGregor as OBI-WAN KENOBI in ATTACK OF THE CLONES

[semyazzayee]

Good for them

[intermundia]

an underrated vader personality trait is his unhinged sense of humor

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out

[thisarenotarealblog]

mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice

[ellie-you-idiot]

The Force: This Action Will Have Consequences!

Windu, downing three space ambien: great

[dailyswfavs]

day 14

his ass is SLEEPING on the JOB!!!! unbelievably unprofessional

[starsaboveclones]

Credit to @fulcrum08 on Pinterest.

The boys in blue ^^

[gffa]

[detroitbydark]

I will reblog this everytime I see it until my dying day

[skdubbs]

What is this?! Why have I never seen this?! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 absolutely awesome!

[doobiwankenooku-deactivated2022]

Yessss

[the-stars-are-warring]

The TIMINGS On this thing

It’s so GOOD

[dirtdart]

[honeynut-feeelios]

See you on the ice rebel scum

[cloudfreed]

why isn’t his stick double sided

[motherfuckinghaunter-blog]

It’s got 130,000+ notes. No one has shopped it to have a double bladed hockey stick yet? I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[professionalcat]

1 minute in photoshop. Took longer to remember my imgur password than to edit it.

[slightlymello-deactivated201607]

reblogging for the second picture

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

@obi-one-drop

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[monsieur-kazzle-dazzle]

this sums up the entirety of star wars

[penny-anna]

ppl often (reasonably) dunk on star wars environments for not having proper safety standards but important to note that cloud city very much does have guard rails

this whole thing has guard rails. the bit Luke jumps from doesn't but i think that's bcos you straight up aren't supposed to climb on it? you also have to go through like a whole long stretch of what seem to be maintenance rooms w lockable doors to get to this area. i think it's fair to say this is supposed to be a trained maintenance workers only zone.

anyway my point w all this is to say, Lando was a responsible city mayor who definitely had safety standards in place to pretent situations like people falling down the giant shaft that dumps stuff directly into the gas giant and was consequently most likely very confused and kinda mad as to how Luke ended up falling down the giant shaft that dumps stuff directly into the gas giant. he signed city ordinances about this and carried out safety inspections personally. ):<

[ahhrenata]

more screenshots that inspired the doodles x

[stealingpotatoes]

I think Ahsoka needs a raise

she has her ways of making an extra income...

(commission info // tip jar!)

[penny-anna]

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying