I remember being in middle school confused as to why people shipped dante and virgil (let alone the fact i did NOT know about lgbt back then)
Now i fucking know. And it took me 4 years. FOUR FUCKING YEARS.
What did dante take to write this type of shit man you go omggg beatrice!! And i dont blame him from the portraits ive seen but likeeeee tf were you doing with virgil??? Mmmwahwmah lets hold hands omg he kissed me we’re hugging omggg mwhamedn
(Virgil you stupid dickhead you disappear all of a sudden making the silly cry i will find you)
Anyways i want what dante and cavalcanti had they look awesome (rip lapo)
PS: my italian teacher is awesome 😎😎😎 (he bullies dante)
“Dante doesn’t understand anything as always” got damn i wouldn’t understand shit too if this guy (virgil) suddenly flipped the both of us and started going up again like what the fuck did he do is he bringing me back to hell fuck you publius vergilius maro maremma cane ti tiro le macumbe e le maremme (cit Canto XXXIV when they exit hell)