#rip phone

[cappy6413]

Shout-out to the absolute gremlin on a bike that snatched my phone right out of hand at a bus stop before riding off into the sunset. I'm both impressed by your audacity and pissed.

That was bold and smooth as fuck. (I'm unhurt. Lost my phone, along with my faith in humanity.)

My phone has ascended to a beautiful place called Walmart. Dumpster or ecoATM therein, I don't know. Phone's been replaced with a different one.

Hoping karma mercilessly grounds the asshole into the hot Texas pavement.

[parasolladyansy]

Because I’m an artist & this is how I deal with moments like this lol. Also, have the last photos my phone sent me before the ocean ate it:

[lyss-butterscotch]

LYYYYYSSSSSSSSS!!!!

I CAN PUBLICLY BUG YOU YET AGAIN!!!

but I dont have anything really funny to show :[

here have this picture of my “cat”

an interesting.... cat

yeah hi core sorry ive kept asks closed because a bunch of irl shit is happening and i was not in the mental state to react to people sanely u_u

its alot better now tho, i would love to pick through my meme folder to react but unfortunately one of those irl problems is my phone's innards getting smashed in the pavement so all its contents are gone :(

Everything else tho is luckily on track and going smoothly so i am less panicked. I hope you will find more funny to show me so i can rebuilt my meme folder hsdjkasdas

[elijahkontria]

My phone got murdered 2 death-

Tysm to that person tho- I rlly appreciate the likes and the follow <33

(I’m so happy I got another follower >.<)

(Thank you sc3n3-b1tch)

[yuumirou]

after that felix is fascinated by the concept of nude photos

[cosmicenbyollie]

RIP to the poor phone that Prapai yeeted across the room, as the only healthy way to deal with the pain he was experiencing before his Om-Aha moment of "I-feel-a-disturbance-in-my-boi force" and grabbing the next possible cellular victim on his way out.

[jumpin-jack-va]

My first phone just died today.

Been using a temporary phone for now

[carmensandiegosbitch]

Sasha: Marcy and I are going on our first date tomorrow, but I'm not nervous. Why should I be nervous? We're just two people going on a date. What is there to be nervous about?

Phone: [rings]

Sasha: [slays it in half with her sword]