No one can save you from crows
Group of students: Principal Nezu, we need your help!!
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Principal Nezu: What seems to be the problem, children?
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Group of student: Well...it’s not really school related, but we thought..maybe you could help..
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Principal Nezu: Go on..
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Group of students: One of us accidentally pissed off a crow and now wherever we go, we get cawed at and attacked!
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(Fun fact: Crows can remember people’s faces and hold grudges)
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Principal Nezu: ...
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Group of students: We’re sorry if this is a bit racist or something...but since you’re an animal too, can you maybe tell them to leave us alone??
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Principal Nezu: *stares silently*
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Principal Nezu: *starts to quietly laugh ominously*
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Group of students: ...
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Principal Nezu: *slowly picks up his tea*
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Principal Nezu: *sips while staring students in the eye*
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Group of students: ....
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Principal Nezu: I’m sorry, even though I am a pro-hero, I can’t help you there.
