I’ve been trying out The Witcher and how it’s going.
I keep accidentally drawing my sword in towns/in front of guards.
I got my ass handed to me by a few wolves. ✌️ (Me, a legendary monster hunter)
I have almost stolen right in front of guards.
I keep trying to use button that goes to tactical camera in Inquisition, it sends me to the menu.
I have a crossbow now. I spend so much time trying to aim it that by the time I get off a shot I may as well have just used a sword.
I can sWiiiiiiM.
Fuck, can’t fight while swimming. RIP.... again.
Got stuck in a river. Eventually got the right section of ledge to crawl out. It was almost out of bounds and I got shoved back into the river for going out of bounds a couple times while trying ✌️
Got my ass handed to me by a griffin. But at least that was a monster.
Also drowners?
And a bear (singular)
Look if I’ve run into it. It’s beaten the shit out of me.
How am I supposed to get into a story when I keep having to repeat these dinky fights 3-6 times before I move on??????
I’ve mentioned I suck at games, yes?













