So fucked up that Gillion's favorite mentor, one of the few adults that showed him any kindness during his childhood, has been secretly sabotaging and poisoning him and now he has to trust and work with his cruelest mentor in order to save the world
I can’t stop thinking about how the person that Gillion trusted most was the person solely responsible for his failings as champion - something that Gillion has been blaming himself for his entire life.
Tidestrider V Bubbletrench aka episode 123 quotes and favorite moments
Oh lunar mother help me
I FUCKING KNEW ODELATH WAS EVIL I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
Gillion: “I don’t believe in dest- I uh ah AH AH AHHHH”
Charlie: “that is a NATURAL 20 DM. I’m him.”
Grizzly making such realistic antagonistic npc’s is one of my favorite things about Riptide. Like you can follow Odelath’s thought process and you can fully understand it
Charlie: “DM can I make an intelligence saving throw as you put Gillion into the mind of an atheist that’s spitting.”
Bizly: “like unfortunately bars”
Charlie: “I got a ten”
Grizzly: “would you like to take psychic damage”
Charlie:“yes”
Grizzly: “or be stunned”
Charlie: “boff :((“
Gillion: “he mogs me.”
Jay: “Gill-Gillion what did you see?”
Gillion: “but he- he but I- and I- when I went and I went”
Chip: “Full sentences please”
Gillion: “I went Odelath- went to the- man this is confusing IS THERE A GOD??”
Finn: “THERE POSSIBLY ISNT”
Gillion: “Odelath- YOUR GRANDMA. Raft.”
Gillion: “looking at the evidence with a logic based mindset”
Aurora: “oh I like this less.”
Finn: “he was always an intelligent man that Odelath”
Gillion: “thank you- I mean uhm”
Gillion: “assuming my hypothesis is correct we are..arrgh. SO FUCKED.”
Fish cop: “do you remember the circumstances of your birth?”
Gillion: “no I was…just born.”
Chip: “I think we fuckin kill em all”
Gillion/Jay: “WOAH WOAHWOAHWOAH”
Chip: “SORRY I GOT EXCITED I GOT EXCITED”
Fish Cop: “the youngest elder to ever take the seat, after the previous one died suddenly”
Gillion: “what.”
Gillion barely remembering his parents
Charlie: “this is literally like “do you want big government”
Bizly: “bro I’m a fuckin pirate I’m never going to be that guy”
Aurora: “Ehehehe tickles”
Augh baby Gillion :((
OMG WHAT. ODELATH HAS BEEN AGANST HIM FROM THE VERY BEGINNING HE WAS NEVER A SCREWUP
Baby Gillion is so precious I’m actually crying over him he doesn’t understand anything :((
Celeste actually being the one to whole heartedly believe in Gillion is so. It’s just so. ://
Gillion: “are you okay?”
Aurora *sniffling*: “are you okay??”
This old man is jealous of this fucking child LET ME AT HIM BRO IM SO MAD
Condi: “they fed him BL juice dude.”
Aurora: “I saw you…decapitate an elder.”
Gillion: “which one…what time?”
Aurora: “he sabotaged you, and then he fed you stupid juice!”
Gillion: “the stupid juice is REAL??”
Gillion: “I only ever tried my best for him.”
Aurora: “you tried your best for everyone.”
Gillion: “I…he must have poisoned me over the course of years. I must’ve drank that juice every day.”
Finn: “I think it’s because you’re exactly who you’re supposed to be that he has done this to you. And he must pay for it. I’ll kill him.”
Gillion: “do you guys think I’m..short and stupid?”
Jay: “no.”
Aurora: “no”
Chip: “sometimes.”
Chip: “what if he let it get released cus he knew we were out there and we’d kill it cus we’re awesome”
Gillion:”…yeah I buy it.”
Aurora: “what did this Niklaus fellow want at all?”
Chip: “Tattoo on my butt.”
Aurora: “Im sorry..???”
Charlie: “would you see baby Gillion or- wait would you be me as a baby??”
Bizly: “I would like that.”
Chip: “I wanna be you as a baby”
Gillion: “what.”
Odelath has literally been there since the fucking beginning.
Chip: “Am I the chosen one?”
Aurora: “no.”
Bizly: “do you have anything she gave you when you were younger?”
Grizzly: “scars?”
Charlie: “that’s crazyyyy”
Charlie: “well thankfully I had a spot open up recently”
Grizzly: “oh did you take helping hands off?”
Charlie:”…no I took my sword off because it fucking exploded DM.”
Really tall fish in a trench coat
Charlie: “I shouldn’t say what i was going to say then”
Condi: “what were you going to say??”
Charlie: “something along the lines of baja blast”
Celeste: “the frogtopus tried to resist.”
Gillion: “what???”
Celeste: “I am not particularly the most magical of the elders, but I have sensed for some time that there are…gaps in my memory.”
Gillion: “I wish I regretted it more, but it’s hard to regret it when I just found out someone has been feeding me stupid juice for the last 20 years.”
Celeste: “you have unleashed an evil.”
Gillion: “yeh.”
Celeste: “a proper punishment could never be decided with one of the elders being a shady fuck.”
Aurora: “•0•”
Celeste: “I never wanted to give up on you. I would never give up on any of my soldiers or the knights.” Oh Celeste the character you are.
OH ODELATH YOU FUCK YOU FUCKER. Odelath literally lobotomized the elders wtfwtfwtf
Gillion: “you don’t remember so it was all him. It was all him.”
DAMNNN THEY ALL LOOK FRESH IN THEIR TRIAL OUTFITS.
I love Allaroc he’s so fucking stupid I love slow talking bits
ODELATH BEING SO FUCKING SMUG ABOUT THIS UGHHH I HATE HIM
Celeste purposefully not having the knights around…Celeste I cannot form a solid opinion about you
Felipe mention oh how I miss you 😭😭
Guys can we have a health check on Tuk are we like sure he’s not some sort of suspended corpse
Odelath: “I’m still glad it chose you.” GET YOUR FICKING HANDS OFF HIM BRO.
Odelath: “I would never vote to banish Gillion.” Odelath lobotomized himself so he’d have the ability to lie I’m calling it now
Jay: “if it pleases the court can we check for his [Tuk’s] pulse?”
Allaroc: “I barely remember the conversation but that’s normal for me”
Gillion: “are you telling me- ARE YOU TELLING ME..that none of you remember, WHY YOU BANISHED ME???”
Gillion’s no good very bad day
Jay: “well sometimes dominoes fall sideways” BARS
Bizly: “my client would like to make no further comments about the bit”
Milo: “I’d like to say bars”
Bizly: “well both sides get to examine the witness so”
Charlie: “well it is fish rules”
Milo: “what the fuck does that mean?”
Charlie: “I dunno”
Milo: “YOURE THE FISH”
ASLANA??????
JAY WITH THAT NAT TWENTYYYYYY. Oh goddamnit Aslana got lobotomized.
ODELATH YOU DICKHEAD.
Charlie: “wait have any of us actually tried to lie in the zone?”
Bizly: “no- is it worth the risk?”
Milo: “what if you blow up?” (Said like Finn)
TUK ALSO LOBOTOMIZED????
Gillion: “you’re the only one who can know if someone has lied in here, so tell us big dog.”
