With great honor, and even greater appreciation we are starting, quotes and favorite moments from Riptide: “our dungeon master made us go into a hole” aka episode 116
This is so exciting I’m screaming I’m AHHHH the animated intro is SO GOOD
AUGHHH LORE OPENING HEHE
Charlie: “If I die today I’ll be happy”
Bizly: “Together.”
Grizzly: “it feels like you’ve been walking for years.” OH DOES IT NOW?
Grizzly *in a creepy whisper voice*: “Desire.”
Gillion: “are we there yet…?”
Grizzly: “rebirth”
Gillion: “it feels like we’ve been walking for milesss. Chippp”
FAILING SAVING THROWS FOR BOTH CON AND WISDOM FOR FOUR DAYS?? BRO THE BLACK SEA DOES NOT FUCK AROUND WTF
Bizly: “dude you’re a spell caster!”
Charlie: “well yeah I’m just fuckin stupid”
Grizzly: “he didn’t pay attention in his studies”
Charlie: “actually I did and that’s the sad part.”
Chip: “I don’t mean to alarm you but your grey and a blob and in the void”
Chip: “Gryffin I need you to fight a child. AND LOSE- and lose.”
(Okay I’m going to be so for real I lost like half of my notes for this episode so the next ones might be out of order cus I’m trying to do it from memory)
Charlie: “Dude it’s the riptide dice we’re trying to sell these so you’re allowed to lie. Once.”
Bizly: “now is not the time to be nana nana boo-boo-ing me”
Charlie: “you’re right, booo boo nana nana”
Grizzly: “well we’re trying to sell these dice so I have to be a cool dm. And it’s going to get worse anyways so.”
Charlie: “what.”
Drey: “I shot him…I killed him…I had to right? I had to.”
Drey is breaking my heart this episode.
Gillion: “so this is going to be your first time, to deflower.”
Bizly: “I don’t want to fight it anymore.”
GOD MY FISH N CHIPS HEART THIS IS SO HEART BREAKING.
The entire Gillion and Chip conversation where Chip talks about how he’s forgetting himself is something to quote
God Arlin is so fucking cool.
Im getting so emotional over these stupid pirates.
ALSO THE MINI SET IS SOOO COOL OMG AGGIJDGSJSB
Gillion: “you picked me up, you made me mean something. I don’t care what it takes.”
Bizly: “but I’m hidden :((“
Charlie: “you can’t hide from the darkness”
Grizzly: “your ac drops by two”
Charlie: “whatever”
Grizzly: “that’s permanent by the way”
Charlie: “….whatever.”
God please just let this work out let something work out for Chip just give his dad back
Arlin: “I’ll never ever regret pulling you onto this ship. No matter what this place tries to make me believe, you’re my son, and you’d never hurt me.” AUGHHHHH HE SOUNDS SO TIRED :(
God the way he immediately knows it’s really Chip there I’m sobbing
“That is his best friend in the whole wide world, and the only person who ever made him think, maybe he could save something” sobbing even harder now that’s Charlie
…ARLIN HAS TO DIE?? GRIZZLY YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
Arlin and Chip talking is going to make me sob and I hate it I hate this
Charlie *crying*: “I’m sorry for killing your dad bro.”
Oh Niklaus I knew you’d be here you fucker. YOU FUCK. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS SO BAD
Okay Grizzly be honest with me is Niklaus gay for Arlin yes or no?
God of course Gillion has to be the one to release the world ending monster deity of course the one who just wanted to do good had to be the one to release this awful monster
NO MY BOY D BLADE :((
Niklaus: “you can eat it if you wish I guess, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH”
Oh…Niklaus is a vessel oh naurrrr
Woah okay that art is so beautiful and fucking cool wtf
Mystery dude: “which one of you freed me?”
Chip: *points at Gillion*
WTF WTFWTFWTWDTWFW GRYFFIN WTF PLEASE NO
Gillion: “it still needs you to you big fluffy fuck!”
Mystery voice: “throw yourself..to the waves”
Gillion: “okay”
Chip: “Bet.”
Gillion: “we will come back for you, you’re a riptide pirate you’re a friend.”
Gryffon (I can’t decide how to spell his name): “okay…I’ll be waiting.”
