#ripyoutoshreds

[damcned]

' I don't see why I should help you. 

                         I mean we can compormise   but still you haven't offered me that I may desire.'

The ex vampiress spoke, clearly unattached and motivated to fool the blonde original about her true identity.

                         Brown hues regarded the figure before her, her head tilted to the side as she awaited for an answer.

[damcned]

                          ' don't test my patience.                                        we both know i could rip you to shreds and have my nails done at the same time!'

[damcned]

@brokengilbert

 '       Elena Gilbert.  Here I thought I would have never seen your p r e t t y face ever again.                                                      But as I see you, you seem kinda lost. Don't you recognize me?'

[brooklynbxysarchive]

"D'ya got a map? Cause I've been lost in your eyes for hours." Nice James. Cheesy pick up lines are the best.

[punkroyalty]

"There's surgery to reduce the size of a man's scrotum. Obviously, the size of your scrotum can determine the success rate of sexual encounters. I weep for humanity. The tears come streaming down my face."

[punkroyalty]

rip--youtoshreds replied to your post:

yes [breaths heavily]

yes good [wheezes] what is your name, friend

[punkroyalty]

[slams fist on table] are you offering to give me lourrie

[baileyprice2012]

Probably the most beautiful animal alive today. #jaguar # Guatemala #travel #cat #animal #ripyoutoshreds