This is going to be my first case. I've been presented with other guys, like i've said, but like i've also said, i have bad memory and this one is current so i'll just talk about that. if i remember something funny from a past thing, i'll post about it when i do. but really, this is kind of the first first because:
mom showed me his pics and they were average (i didn't really look, tho, bc then mom would think i was interested, duh) and i told her no because he wasn't american!!! idgaf if he has a good job and shit, how am i supposed to life 24/7 the rest of my goddamn life with someone i can't relate to? i mean, yeah idk if i can relate to him without talking, but pls tell me what the chances of him having no accent, listening to kanye and the weeknd and ldr, watching peaky blinders and cw superhero shows and bates motel and ahs, recognizing memes and funny twitter things are???? RIGHT, PROBS ZERO. and ommmmgggg i hate desi humor! i'd have to live with that! brb cryiiiiing.
she came to me like a day later and tried convincing me again and it's annoying af, i'm like none of the facts are changed dude, he's still not american, so N O. like anything i say, she'l have a counterargument even tho they're really invalid and stupid. like, "no mom he looks like a loser" and she'll be like "what do you want, tom cruise?" lmao no?? i never said i wanted a hot white boy?? tf??? like, how random and stupid of an argument. or if i say i don't wanna live where he's living, she'll tell me that things can change and we can move. BIG L O L. i have cousins who got married years ago and have that issue, when i'm sure someone told them that they could move. i'm not stupid, but apparently people think i am. *insert smiley face emoji with gun (the old one, not the watergun one) pointed at face*
oh, right, and with this guy, just like with other guys, she tells me "oh, he likes outdoor activities like kayaking".
IT'S ALWAYS THAT SENTENCE.
lmao as if it's the only thing my mom knows about me, so it's the one thing she says so it seems like i have so much in common with the guy.
like yeah, my mom and family don't know everything about me (not much i can do when i've never been allowed to listen to music even, so lots of things i do it kept a secret from them and i'm talking about things like MUSIC, not illegal shit). so can't blame them for not knowing me, but then you can blame them. what else do you do when u wanna live ur life, but ur family is judgemental af? oh right, another reason i'm not into desis.
so, anyways. a day or two later, i hear my mom on the phone and my cousin's husband called her. again, super confused as to why he got involved. i don't really hang out with him? lmao. just talk sometimes at daawats while in line for food.
anyways, so i eavesdrop bc can't trust nobody and i hear my mom telling him that she and my dad really like the guy because he has a great job, but i said no bc he's not american. and then God knows what he said to her bc then she's all like "yeahh, we really wanted him" and blah blah and slowly began to tell him to send the guy my biodata and pics anyways. *insert multip upside-down smiley face emojis here*
so, yes, i said no and they didn't care anyway. why ask me in the first place? maybe to not seem like total dictators? even tho, asking me and going against my wishes is even worse??
so i'm like "lol" in my head.
and then my mom comes upstairs and tells me, even tho i already knew. and i'm like lol. ok. lead a poor nigga on. that's on u. i already said no. but they're gonna invite him over and i'ma have to talk to some person about idk, politics? what do 26 yr olds talk about even.
i'm shy af, btw. it takes me a while to open up. when that point comes, i talk freely and a lot and trust way too much, but WHEN THAT POINT COMES. as in, if i can relate to you/if i like you. it takes some time! i don't think my first impressions are good, so fingers crossed he doens't like me when we meet. because he liked my pics, apparently. which duh. and my mom goes on about having me look really pretty when he comes over (which, um, i'm already pretty thanks and sad they want me to look extra pretty for this but not for myself). and i told her that i'm not concerned about him liking me (he already did just from my pics), but me liking him. i'm a great person lol everyone likes me.
and she told me i can't have an atittude when i talk to him. lmao i wasn't planning on it, but just telling me that...... lol how rude. to assume i would. great pep talk. just makes me in a bad mood, so ima be in an even worse mood when i talk to him than i probably would have been without her telling me to not have an attitude, you know??
not that i care because i'm like 100% sure i'm not gonna go for this guy, but i was tryna let him down easy bc poor guy. my fam went ahead and told him yes when i said no, so he probs thinks i approved. which i didn't. oh, and this guy is my cousin's husband's friend? what a great friend. you're gonna break his heart. through me. so i'm the villain. gr8.
