#rita waldeburg

[starcanwreckedpulppolls]

StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Round 2A Matchup 15/15

Elmo Keep

Rita Waldeberg

Voting ended onDec 31, 2025

[cryptidram]

waiter, waiter!!!! more wayward guide yuri please!!!!!

[starcanwreckedpulp-doyoushipit]

do you ship it?

agnes florentine/rita waldeburg from wayward guide for the untrained eye

i ship it!

i feel neutral about it

i don't ship it

i don't know the characters

Voting ended onApr 28, 2025

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Hey TCB, where is our spin-off just about Ags, Aubrey, Cliff (hahaha he's not dead), Rita, Sybilus, and Riley attempting to accomplish absolutely any governing while having to function as a cohesive group? Hell I'd pay to watch that crew simply go over the minutes from the previous meeting.

(Thanks to @most-certainly-not-lennard for the typo correction lol)

[awigglycultist]

Desmond: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Rita: Killed without hesitation

[offbrandhuman]

Connor Creek residents appearing out of nowhere

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

i’m pretty sure someone has already done this, but here it is (feat. my dodgy editing skills)

[lindacelestemonroe]

connor creekians and their hatchetfield saga best friends

- agnes & charlotte knit and talk cats together in rocking chairs :) they also kiss

- aubrey & bill go out occasionally, sometimes to the library just to sit quietly and read together. they hang out with ags and char pretty frequently as well

- jewel & ethan started out at odds with each other, but eventually grew on each other and became attached at the hip

- donny & deb are both in art club and sometimes alice tags along when they go places

- silas & sam watch sports and do straight guy things

- rita & emma discuss botany... and so on

- mary jo & ellis & linda just coexist perfectly and talk shit about everyone they possibly can

- sybilus & paul & paul are all friends because paul matthews and sybilus really hit it off and then paul schue-horyn just had to get in on the paul action too!

- madison & becky feels self explanatory but i think they would absolutely go for walks in the park together

- desmond & tom are completely oblivious to the fact that they look alike

- truman & frank are besties but out of spite

- prism & hannah met by chance and hannah just became immediately attached and prism loves her like a mother

- artemis & miss holloway. enough said

- cliff & rocky & tony love their kids a whole bunch so they wanted to meet their kid’s best friend’s parents but then also very much enjoyed their company anyway!

- ryan & jane because they’re both very passionate about doing the right thing

- vern & mr. davidson are both into some very weird shit

- olivia & riley & melissa run a lesbians rise club

- quinn & jonathan because they’re both very proper and particular about what they like and don’t like

- jeremiah & lucy because she’s actually willing to listen to him and he, in turn, is more than willing to listen to her

- odie doty & crispin & gary have identical yet opposite energies which works perfectly in friendship

- dr. henry & duke make sure that the other works enough but not too much

- helen & doug are both law enforcement officers that have a better sense of justice than their peers

- barney & hidgens because they would both just talk at each other nonstop except to listen to the other

- wallis & gps & gerald are always forgotten so they just hang out together

bonus: the mayor & peanuts because diane and jonathan are just that iconic