#shipwrecked comedy

[booigi-boi]

Shipwrecked, I saw (heard) you changing lyrics to your demo songs and I got jumpscared on the bus

[venomousray]

Daily dose of dash! Day 627! Dord..

[tedspankoffski]

Sinead Persaud & Sean Persaud as Fig Wineshine & Ford Phillips . . . ⤷ The Case of the Gilded Lily

[tedspankoffski]

Thankfully the hats arrived well and safe 🙏🫶

[tedspankoffski]

the box with my shipwrecked comedy stuff was busted open and the bee knee’s card that i won was pretty much ruined 🤪

so to whoever had my box in shipping or whatever happened there— fuck you.

[byron-trees]

Having a job realy makes you think.. about what different chacters would be like if they worked in a grocery store

Todays victems are the characters from the case of the gilded lily, Shipwrecked Comedy:

(Also i havent listened to the podcast yet, saving that for my 13hour flight in august)

Ford: No one likes working with him, but he is very good at his job. Never says Goodmorning, evening or afternoon, he just does what he's told and hates it when people start talking to him.

Fig: She is, like Ford, very good at her job, but unlike him she's also very good with customers. One problem though, she always speaks her mind wich sometimes isn't really a good thing at a serious job.

Wilhelmina: She is always so clueless about what is happening, even at a simple job like a grocery store, but she does talk alot to customers and that is.. something good, sometimes it is, but usualy she talks to much to them

Dash: he would be pretty good with talking to customers but would be a terrible co-worker. Most co-workers love talking to him, but hate working with him. He's just so bad at his job.

Vivian: doesnt take shit from anyone. The customer is always right? No, you're an idiot, Vivian is always right.

Cliff: he hates customers and always sneaks off to hide in the back and do nothing. Everyone is suprised that he even still works here. He only complains and if there is even the smallest chance of nothing doing anything, he takes it.

Buster: Surprisingly good at his job and with customers, but he is so bad with co-workers. Everyone hates him.

Roger: doesnt even work here, he just comes here to see his Wilhelmina and keeps her away from her job.

Bixby: "Goodafternoon miss, I'm Bixby" he's realy good at his job, but he just keeps telling everyone his name

Claudette: She is the best one from all of them. Does her job well, works good with co-workers and customers. People want someone like her on the job

Welp thats all i have time for, i gotta get back to work. Also keep in mind that this is my opinion and if you have a different one, let me know in the comments, i'd love to read them :D

[venomousray]

Daily dose of dash! Day 626! RRAAAAH!

[tedspankoffski]

Joey Richter as Dash Gunfire . . . ⤷ The Case of the Gilded Lily