StarCanWreckedPulp Sexyman Bracket 2026

Run by @awigglycultist Blog currently (and mainly) for Starkid, TCB, Shipwrecked, Pulp Musicals & related media Sexyman Bracket but I do other bracket tournaments as well

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket 2026

Round 1a

Round 1b

Round 1c

Round 1d

Round 2a

Round 2b

Round 3

Round 4

Round 5

Round 6

Previous Polls

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Final Round

Jacob Marley

Junior Spaceclaw

Voting ended onJan 17

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Congratulations to Jacob Marley!

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Final Round

Jacob Marley

Junior Spaceclaw

Voting ended onJan 17

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AVPS! Lucius Malfoy was robbed. That's all I have to say, because I am painfully neutral on the finalists this year.

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no wiggly was crazy....

Wiggly won in 2024 and I someone made a suggestion about removing previous winners on the new polls so that way the same one doesn't win a bunch. I just implemented that this year so I removed both 2025s & 2024s winners from the running, Wiggly will be allowed back in next year though (and probably Holloway too, but then, of course, not this year's winner)

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Come on how the fuck are the singing cursor and the scheming alien losing a sexyman poll? Two of the most traditional of the sexyman archetypes?!

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ok first of all #pincersweep #voteforpincer2026 but if you are unsure of him, may i just remind you to have a little listen to kick it up a notch. i believe thats all youll need. now, if anyone's still confused, let me break it down, cause this guy's got it all;

sexy evil laugh,

the most iconic song in his respective musical and WHAT A SONG IT IS,

sexy evil laugh,

he's giant menacing bloodthirsty beast,

hes literally like a classic disney villain in spirit and everyone loves a classic disney villain,

did i mention sexy evil laugh?

and if you need more convincing? ......please just let the dylan fans have this...... let us have something nice for once please....... im begging for crumbs like a sickly poor victorian child....... if you vote for him i will be the happiest guy in the world please........ ok thank you in advance i love you bye

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Final Round

Jacob Marley

Junior Spaceclaw

Voting ended onJan 17

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guys. GUYS. clicky needs to win. not only would it be really cool since space baby just came out on youtube, but also have yall SEEN the clicky twink? cuz if not you need to find it. clicky for the win.

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Round 5 Matchups!

CC Narrator vs Jacob Marley vs Clicky

Pincer vs Junior vs The Evil Stepmother

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Round 5 Matchup 2/2

Pincer

Junior Spaceclaw

The Evil Stepmother

Voting ended onJan 8

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Round 5 Matchup 1/2

CC Narrator

Jacob Marley

Clicky

Voting ended onJan 8

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RIP Infected! Paul Matthews. You will be missed. 😔

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Round 4 Matchups!

Infected! Paul Matthews vs CC Narrator

Will! Professor Hidgens vs Jacob Marley vs Nibbly

Tatiana Slozho vs Clicky

Cynthia Houston vs Pincer

Melissa vs Junior vs HG Wells

Linda Monroe vs The Evil Stepmother

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Round 4 Matchup 6/6

Linda Monroe

The Evil Stepmother

Voting ended onJan 6

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Round 4 Matchup 5/6

Melissa

Junior Spaceclaw

HG Wells

Voting ended onJan 6

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StarCanWrecked Sexyman Bracket Round 4 Matchup 4/6

Cynthia Houston

Pincer

Voting ended onJan 6