#river krust

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JDT: destroying river krusts with maximum prejudice. (That is, with explosions.)

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Nothing else will grow if there are River Krusts nearby.

In the old days, the rivermen scraped away the Krusts, so gentlemen and ladies could stroll by the river un-accosted by their foulness.

Only the very rich can afford a necklace of river pearls.

Some say they feed on tears. And they have grown so very large of late.

They send orphan boys into the water to find pearls hidden in the Krusts. The pearls last forever, not so the poor boys.

When they grow in great numbers, the fish won't come.

The old rivermen say this of the Krust - the more vile the spit, the more value the pit.

Beware the River Krust.

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