#river polls

[theriu]

I have a work-from-home job, and every month, we have an online "town hall" meeting for company updates and stuff, but the best part is at the end when a different staff member comes onscreen for a fun get-to-know-you Q&A. And there's one question one of us ALWAYS submits that I think fits tumblr's userbase perfectly, so now I present it to all of you:

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

1 Horse-Sized Duck

100 Duck-Sized Horses

Nuance (explain in tags)

vanilla extract/bald/the swans sway at sunset

Voting ended onMar 15

NOTES: I did not come up with this question and I don't know who did. I cannot answer nuance questions, like whether or not the duck/horses are attacking YOU. Both snap decisions and overanalyzation are highly encouraged.

[coppperrrcoinnnn]

I have 2 sword charms

What should I do with them?

make earring for myself

be gay and make 2 necklaces

RIVERS BUTTON (don’t click I can see you-)

Voting ended onMar 29

[your-pal-nebula]

im curious how many eldritchkin/incomprehensible horror and incomprehensible horror adjacent identifying things have read H.P Lovecraft

No I haven't

Yes I have

No, but I want too

No, and I don't want too

Voting ended onOct 26, 2025

I'm an eldritch dragon who has read "The Call of Cuthulu and Other Tales" as annotated by Leslie S. Kinger and intends to read more original Lovecraft and it got me wondering

[theriu]

Would you guys like me to post little snippets from the book series I'm writing?

Yes! I would definitely read them!

I may not read them, but I support you. Keep writing!

You're writing a series?! Tell me more!

Only if you're okay with me badgering you with followup questions. :D

The melons maraud in the moonlight.

Voting ended onMar 29

[theriu]

What would you guys think if I decided to continue my Midnight Sun chapter summaries?

If it makes you happy, go for it!

Yes please!

YES FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

Oh no not again

All things Twilight are a bane on my existence why must you remind me it exists

*The whale waltzes with wonderment*

Voting ended onJan 18

*Here's a link to my Chapter 1 summary (read: mocking it heavily) if you want to know what I'm on about or refresh your memory of what agonies Ed has suffered in just the first three chapters. (Side Note: There are two new paragraphs for Chapter 3!)

[theriu]

River/Theriu's Childhood Movies

I've dug through my memory, my sister's memory, and some online filmographies to compile a list of movies that I loved and/or watched a

I've dug through my memory, my sister's memory, and some online filmographies to compile a list of movies that I loved and/or watched a LOT growing up in the 90's without cable. I set a hard limit of no newer than 2000 (when I was 12). Many of these are common but I hope a few people recognize some of my rarer favs! =D

[theriu]

Okay guys help me settle something that has bugged and confused me personally for many years:

Which is the BEST way to spell the name of the lion/bird beast?

Gryphon

Griffin

Griffon

Other (please elaborate???)

Mole Interest/Vanilla Extract/Show results/Consistent spelling is for nerds

Voting ended onSep 23, 2023

And before anyone breaks out a “well actually this is the RIGHT one,” please note that Encyclopedia Britannica literally offers all three as valid options. I am looking purely for consensus on vibes here. (And maybe hoping to find allies for my favored and imo underutilized choice, Option 1)

[theriu]

The existence of Middle-earth implies that there are at least two other -earths it is sandwiched between. Let’s decide what the other two are called.

Small-Earth and Large-Earth

Top-earth and Bottom-earth

Left-earth and Right-earth

Front-earth and Back-earth

Beginning-earth and End-earth

Another OBVIOUS option I can’t believe ISN’T on this poll (share in comments)

This is SILLY TOMFOOLERY and I will not engage in your FOOLISH SHENANIGANS

IDK what’s going on but I’m glad ya’ll are having fun :D

Voting ended onApr 25, 2024