#riverdale logic

[raymondebidochonlifechoices]

Remember how shredded the Bulldogs were when Archie & co (aka main cast) were part of the team but now the “teens” have just ... normal bodies? 😂

[theknightwhosaysniii]

Archie: see you at school.

Me: how is the school still open after a slaughtering. Not to mention other things that happened before

[sharkbait-o-haha]

Yes, wear cat masks to conceal your very ginger and pink hair. Very clever 👌😂👏

[theartofteenagefangirling-blog]

You: Jughead Jones Me, an intellectual: Sweet Pea

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

Betty has her own bathroom.

Chic has his own bathroom.

I'm sure Alice and Hal then had their own bathroom.

And there must be a least another half bathroom (downstairs?) because there is no way Alice led Jughead through a bedroom in 1x06.

So three and a half bathrooms (at least!), yet the Andrews next door only have two bedrooms. Hmm.

[jeemyjamz]

y’all telling me that the same boy who hid behind betty when he saw nana blossom is the same dude who basically scalped a wrist within one month of joining a gang???

[dissillusioneduniverse]

when you don’t want anyone to know that the syrup is drugs so u kill yourself cuz you’re the only liable witness left after u killed ur son

[jughead-forsythe-jones]

Okay but there are like 100 kids there. Why are only the main characters playing Cheryl’s stupid game?