Dear Fred Andrews and Fred Andrews Only: Happy Father’s Day! You’re the best RiverDad and you warm our hearts with your crusade against private prisons and care for your son even when he starts a weird semi alt right group and is sometimes a literal golden retriever. Btw Fred how are you still single?? Why did you give up on the magnificent Mary Andrews, played by the iconic Molly Ringwald? (Probs cuz she’s too expensive to have as more than a guest star, we know we KNOW ok.) Anyway, have a great day, you deserve it. The rest of you have made some questionable decisions and are on probation. Maybe we’ll trust you completely one day, FP Jones and Tom Keller, but sometimes you be shady. And chill with the snake metaphors, FP. It’s toooo much. Oh and of course: have a terrible day, Hiram Lodge and Hal Cooper and Clifford Blossom! Y’all really the shitty dad army like. Ew. Just chill tf out and try not killin someone sometime ok? Lots of love, Rebecca & Maria of #BodysuitsForBughead #riverdale #fathersday #fredandrews #fpjones #tomkeller #halcooper #hiramlodge #cliffordblossom #riverdads #happyfathersday #riverdalepodcast