“Cora, please… we are family!!!” <- hahahaaha so much! Aw, I've never had a cat. I've always had dogs, hehe... they've never been normal either. We got two new puppies the other week and are definitely far from normal... Poor River.
My Cora is... like that dog my Trent had. She starts with purrr and kisses and I say "OK". But as soon she has that, she wants tongue, and I'm like "tsk, tsk, you, bad cat, I don't want that my best kiss would be with you" and I stop her. So she will end sexual frustrated, as me, like that thing they say about the animals and their "owners" (of course "owners" 'cause they are the ones that own me, those little black bastards xD).