#riversiderequiem

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riversiderequiem replied to your post: riversiderequiem replied to your post: ...

a possibility i had not considered. you got me there

there’s no solution to this

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consider: hannibal but the characters are the achievement hunters and funhaus crew

ohhhhhh my god

hate to typecast but we all know Ryan is Hannibal, right? the real question is, who would play Will? For some reason I’m personally leaning to Adam, off the top of my head.

Jack is Geoff, the guy who brings everyone together and ends up regretting it. Alana is Jack, the overly trusting parent of the group. Jimmy and Brian are totally James and Bruce, basically the entertaining commentators to Will/Adam’s life, Beverly is Michael, the caring heart with the doesn’t-give-a-fuck attitude. Only because I’ve already cast Adam I’m gonna say Jeremy is Abigail - or maybe Trevor? Gavin is Freddie, Peake is Margot and maybe this is the alcohol talking but I’m totally giving Elyse the role of Gideon.

I laughed when I first saw this and then I started taking it too seriously and putting a lot of thought into it and there’s no going back

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why is there a fireplace in your bathroom

it used to be the loungeroom

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God damn it i walked passed a sporting goods store today that had an advert for protein shakes that had like... five cartoon guys that i shit you not looked just like super roided laurence sonntags but i forgot to take a picture of it to show you because i feel you would appreciate it. next time im in town i'll snap it. thats my story, have a good.

I absolutely would appreciate and most likely laugh uproariously at it pls do send it to me if you ever get the photo thank you

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riversiderequiem replied to your post: anyways Australia’s PM Malcolm Turnbull is...

our country is fuuuuucked

the moment Hanson was actually given a place at the table it was all fucking downhill

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summer update. the town i work in has burned, i think the school is lost as well as some houses. the substation exploded. freeways and major roads closed. but hey now its cloudy and 20 degrees?

Holy shit dude I hope you’re okay

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riversiderequiem replied to your post: Summer - a poem by me

bruh it hit 42 degrees here today. join me in death

I KNOW

I WELCOME IT

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writing prompt: fake ah crew meets the members of trucknutz. hardmode: ryan and bruce dont immediately murder the othera

I have no idea what I just wrote and it doesn’t even have an ending lmao I’m so sorry

“So what you’re saying,” starts Burnie, pinching the bridge of his nose, “is that you two have been at each other’s throats for months, have intercepted or sabotaged no less than six missions and heists, burned down one base of operations, and convinced the entire city of Los Santos you’re in a turf war... all without realising you both work for the same guy?”

“I’d say turf war is a bit of an exaggeration,” replies Lawrence, even as Geoff chimes in with “pretty sure it was seven missions.”

The ‘two’ Burnie is referring to are the Fake AH Crew and Trucknutz, two incredibly different but equally chaotic gangs located within Los Santos. The ‘same guy’ is Burnie himself, who had apparently at one point in time thought it would be a good idea to let all of these idiots loose in his city. He sighs.

“Look, to be fair,” Geoff starts, “you never fucking told us you’d brought in a new branch of Rooster Teeth. A bit of heads up would have been nice.”

“Lawrence was supposed to contact you about it!” says Burnie, and turns his accusatory glare on the younger man. “What the fuck happened there?”

“Alright, look, we were going to tell them,” Lawrence starts, infuriatingly calm, “really, we totally meant to.”

“And?”

“And...” Lawrence shrugs, raises his hands in a ‘what can you do’ type gesture. “They were dicks?”

“We were dicks because some asshole newbies blew up our target bank,” Geoff shoots back with venom. “Some way to introduce yourselves.”

“I keep telling you, that was an accident.”

“Right, and Bruce dumping our fucking home addresses on the LSPD’s doorstep was an accident too, huh?”

Lawrence’s face scrunches up. “Well - “

“We all had to move! Ryan was sulking for weeks! You know how long it took for him to grow that vegetable patch?”

“Ryan has a vegetable patch?” Burnie cuts in, surprised.

“Not anymore!”

“Yeah, but then he shot Adam in the leg so I’m pretty we can call that even - “

“We will never be even with you cocksuckers!” explodes Geoff, and Burnie would be impressed with how much energy his friend has if he wasn’t fighting back a headache. And then Geoff turns back to Burnie. “And we are never working with them!”

“What he said,” Lawrence concurs, crossing his arms. Oh sure, now they’re in fucking agreement.