#rkm

[rkmeade]

I have read your bio. In what way am I actively trying to get myself hanged.

-@ask-a-ham

i admit to using hyperbole for comedic effect, friend, however may i cite: the way you look at and speak to or about laurens and don't hide it in the presence of people not part of the family, attempting to make enemies of the most powerful men this and on the other side of the ocean seemingly for sport by simply being too silly and too good at creative insults, running into batte while either sick, hurt or simply not safe and subsequently getting closer to being captured by the enemy every time. is this enough for you?

do not worry, i do not blame you. afterall you keep the company of your dear laurens, and - however much i love you both - you two are menaces together more than apart.

-your concerned friend, RKM

[ask-benedict-arnold]

I propose a toast to our former Lt. Col. Meade.

May he find peace wherever he decides to venture from here on out.

B. Arnold

[gtop20]

TOP 20 COUNTDOWN March 30th, 2019 20) Kane Brown & Becky G. - Lost in the Middle of Nowhere [Debut] 19) RKM & Ken-Y & Natti Natasha - Tonta [Debut] 18) Iggy Azalea - Sally Walker (+2) 17) Ciara - Thinkin Bout You [Debut] 16) Rita Ora f/ 6LACK - Only Want You (-1) 15) Sofia Reyes f/ Rita Ora & Anitta - R.I.P. (+2) 14) A Boogie wit da Hoodie - Look Back At It (+4) 13) Normani & 6LACK - Waves (+1) 12) Bea Miller & 6LACK - it's not u it's me (+1) 11) Nicki Minaj f/ Lil Wayne - Good Form (+1) 10) Rombai, Abraham Matea & Reykon - Me Voy (+1) 9) Mike Posner - Stuck in the Middle (+1) 8) Jonas Brother - Sucker (=) 7) benny blanco f/ Khalid & Halsey - Eastside (-2) 6) Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper - Shallow (=) 5) Alec Benjamin f/ Alessia Cara - Let Me Down Slowly (+2) 4) David Guetta f/ Bebe Rexha & J Balvin - Say My Name (-2) 3) benny blanco, Tainy, Selena Gomez & J Balvin - I Can't Get Enough (=) 2) Ariana Grande - 7 rings (+2) 1) ELLIE GOULDING - FLUX (=) Contenders: Paloma Mami - Fingias City Girls - Act Up Sean Paul & J Balvin - Contra La Pared ​

[feel-the-lyrics]

I do not miss your kisses anymore I do not miss your body anymore

Rkm & Ken-Y x Natti Natasha - Tonta

[radiokilledmusic]

Thank you guys for 1000 followers! Hope you enjoy the future music to come!

[rkmeade]

at this point these idiots are leaving their bridles and such wet after they were out in the rain because they personally hate me. i may not be in charge of these grown men, their horses or their tack but i sure as hell am annoyed. they will not listen to the voice of reason (me yelling at them)

@ask-a-ham @ask-johnlaurens or any other person of mischief, do you have any ideas how i could teach them not to mistreat their leather. any ammount of sillyness or tomfoolery is allowed, i would not be opposed to hitting them with a mallet.

[rkmeade]

meade meade oh dear meade hello

i would like to get to know you meade

who is your least favorite out of laurens and hamilton

yes yes

i am awaiting an answer

you have 30 minutes

to the anonymous sender,

i will not be forced to decide who is the greater evil of those two, they are very different but a same amount of exhausting to look ensure they kill not themselves or others on accident or on purpose. never would i be able to choose between them. besides, separating them would be cruel, they are like a bonded pair of kittens, who dares to even verbally put something between them will get mauled by teeth who do more damage than you’d like. i’ve seen it happen.

-RKM

PS: will i be excused from your deadline for having been sound asleep when your message arrived?

[rkmeade]

hey hey hey meadey boy

Hello there, Hale. A Pleasure to hear from You again. How have You been faring? Please, Excuse My prolongued Silence. To my greatest regret, War’s Labour has once more come between me and my Duties as a friend.

~RKMeade