#rl chats

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Sister: That picture of Mitch and Vendrik is really cute. Me: Picture of Mitch and Vendrik? Sister: Yeah, the one where he's sitting above him and smiling. Me, not remembering any such picture: ??? Sister: With the hat?

Mitch with the hat.

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My poor mom having a meltdown because my grandma ruined dinner by "improving" it.

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Mom: Wait, why did everyone have a problem with this movie?

Me, trying to remain neutral to hear her thoughts: One example, lots of people didn't like Kylo/Ben and Rey-

Mom: WHY NOT? THEY HAD CHEMISTRY OFF THE CHARTS!

Me: Oh...

Mom: Could you imagine the Skywalker that would've come out of them??

Me:

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Family: talking about corona virus

Me: So who wants to watch Contagion?

Turd:

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Me: You have now seen 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Amanda: I have... I don't...

Me: You have no idea what you just saw.

Amanda: I couldn't follow it! And I--

Amanda: I'm thinking so hard I can't think.

Amanda: What time is it? What day is it...?

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Me: Hey, how are you doing?

Cassmancer: FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

So he was replaying DAI because he wanted to romance Cassandra and have her not become Divine Victoria......and she became the Divine anyway. And he's SO mad, and I could not stop laughing when he was telling me this. "I quit. I'm going back to Mass Effect: Andromeda where--UGH!"

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Amanda is watching the Leprechaun franchise, and I cannot fathom these movies.

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Coworker: What are you gonna do for Christmas?

Me: Absolutely nothing!

Coworker: screams like i kicked her dog