#rlfc

[incorrectnwsl]

Yesterday was chaos but doesn’t even describe the way I was tearing my hair out during the Thorns/Angel City game.

[xamassed]

｢ @spiriitum​ / cont. ｣

“You’re a pain in the ass, y’know that? Yeah, gimmie your arm — geeze.” Little scoots shifted her closer, making it all the easier for Lee’s arm to rest in her lap while she rearranged the supplies she had gathered. “I’m not gonna be able to do anything else, but I can at least clean it before sending you on your merry way.”

It wouldn’t take her long to twist off the cap of a flimsy water bottle and dribble the cold, clear water into the wound. Whatever little, annoyingly itchy bits that had lodged themselves into the gash would be flushed away, given they weren’t too deeply imbedded. But even then, she had a small pair of tweezers to take care of the more troublesome bits. “What did you even do this time?”

[slutforcheez-its]

Mark Parsons is dead to me 2k20

[equalpay4betterplay]

I think Louisville forgot that they don’t play in Europe...

[xmenageriie]

“What’s a girl gotta do to get a little vodka in her cola? I ain’t askin’ for a lot here.  .  .”

[bearxclaws-blog]

“Is it too soon to start puttin’ booze in my eggnog?”

[bearxclaws-archive-blog]

🐻 — @houseofvaricty / starter call

“Alright, so you’re not totally human.” Hands on her hips, Anita let out a long and deep exhale. Her day had been all manner of odd since the very moment she woke up, but the last thing she expected to do was encounter an alien — or something she assumed was alien. Seeing as how the stranger had antennae and strange eyes, she couldn't believe for a moment that they were human. “You’re not gonna beam me up to your ship and probe me, are you? ‘Cause I ain’t int’a that.”

[military-shop-untouchable]