#rln

[corvoda]

I'm playing a goofy game of Discord baseball called Rookie League NumberBall, where the pitcher dms the GM a random number between 1-1000, and then the batter dms the GM a random number in the same range. The GM privately compares the two, and the closer the two numbers, the better the hit. It rolls over from 1000-1, so the biggest difference between the two numbers could be 500.

You'd think the best move would be to use a random number generator, but true randomness will only give random results. Turns out you need to play mindgames like that one northernlion clip in order to actually be good at the game.

First pitch of the game, pitcher throws 823, batter throws 127. Difference of 304. Not close enough for a hit. Out.

Second pitch, pitcher copies the previous batter, 127. Batter said 57. Good hit, only 70 away. Gets on 1st base.

Third, pitcher says 127 AGAIN. batter said 504. Differential of 377. Out.

Fourth pitch 127 AGAIN. Batter expected a mindgames switch up, swings with a 627. Absolute blunder. 500 Dif. 3 Outs. Runner on 1st stranded. Inning over. Die mad about it. Fuck you.

[iiamnickjonas]

Real Life Nightmare ➛ Nelta

It had been only a few days since Nick and Delta had decided to stop trying out living together and move in permanently. They were barely on a trial for a week when they realized this was what they wanted for sure. Nick always moved a little quick with past relationships but this one it didn’t feel that way one bit it just felt right. Nick and Delta at the moment decided to just stay at his house in LA because it was perfect for them when the time came they’d move somewhere else maybe a more permanent home. Delta’s boxes were all over the place they were slowly but surely moving her in, Nick wanted to take their time because he wanted to make this their home not just his and she was just moving in. In that second they weren’t doing any unpacking Nick was on his laptop reading emails from his manager about events that were coming up, Delta was laying on next to him on her phone. “You know what I have a craving for?” Nick asked as he looked over at his brunette girlfriend. “Ice cream.” He smirked. He sighed as he listened to her tell him there wasn’t any in the house. “Want to come with me, I’ll just go to the whole foods down the street it’ll take 5 minutes.” Nick wasn’t sure where this craving for ice cream was coming from but all he knew now was that he needed to satisfy it. “You sure? Ok. I’ll be only a few minutes like 10 min tops.” Nick responded as he was already had closed his laptop and got off the bed and was slipping on his flip flops. “Be back soon.” He said as he kissed her lips before heading down grabbing his keys from the side he walked into the garage and got into his car as he pulled out he closed the garage behind him then drove off to the whole foods.

@ytwdelta

[liveyourdeam]

Und alles hier ist so am leuchten,und ich zipp mir noch ne Kippe an und ich tipp mal,mein Leben ist ein Leben voller Tippfehler...

~kayef