#rng meme

[sowritten]

send in a number from 1 - 60 and I’ll use the lyrics from that song from this spotify generated playlist for a starter.

[memes-for-the-meme-kind]

Send me, "This seems like a bad idea." And I'll generate a number 1-40 to see what my muse says!

And no peaking unless you're a coward!

1. "Well you said we're outta honey! Bees make honey!"

2. "We'll go to Church later to make it up."

3. "What gave it away?"

4. "And?"

5. "Are any of my ideas not bad ideas?"

6. "Do you have a better idea?"

7. "Look, I know it's stupid, but it's also crazy! Crazy enough to work!"

8. "As long as we don't wake the bear, we'll be fine!"

9. "Just be quiet, and we won't get caught...ACHOO!!"

10. "Oh definitely. Nobody said I was smart."

11. "Typically using Oujii Boards are...if you're stupid!"

12. "Look, you don't have enough money, and I don't have enough money. But I wanna see the animals, dang it!"

13. "Just don't breathe in the sneezing powder, man."

14. "But...clones!! Think of how much I could get done with clones!!"

15. "Well, it's either this or miss the train/bus!"

16. "Well we already missed the bus! How else are we gonna get there?!"

17. "Just be cool...not that cool, you look like a rejected hippie."

18. “C’mon! How hard can it be to fly a plane?”

19. “So what if this place is dangerous? It’s got a lot of mystery behind it that needs solved!”

20. “Oh come on! You’re just getting blood drawn, it’s not like you’re giving away all your blood!”

21. “I know you’re afraid of needles and all, but you’re being ridiculous!”

22. “Well you’re the one that threw the ball up here!”

23. “I don’t care it’s next to a hornet’s nest! I want my kite back!”

24. “Oh lighten up! A little rain never hurt anyone!”

25. “S-sure it’s a little cold, but the puddles are too fun to splash around in!”

26. “But I don’t want to sleep anymore! I’m goin’ stir-crazy!”

27. “But...but the butterfly!! I’ve gotta catch it!!”

28. “Right, like I’m going to be so dumb as to fall off the- woah!”

29. “Look, I know I’m high up but if I can pull this off, we’ll be 50 cents richer!!”

30. “What’s so bad about a casino?”

31. “It’s apart of the costume! Nobody’s dumb enough to think I’d actually go around stabbing people with it!”

32. “But look at it this way: we’ll have the whole place to ourselves! All we gotta do is stay hidden from security!”

33. “Okay, I hear you, but consider this: no lines for any of the rides.”

34. “I ain’t afraid of no teddy bear! Look at this baby, he’s so fat! Cute!!”

35. “What’s that monkey say? ‘Hungee ganna! Ning ni nanya! Giggagig gana! Squash banana! Hungee-’ AHH!”

36. “But the flowers are so pretty!!”

37. “Yeah...breaking into this crazy lady’s house...not one of my brightest moments.”

38. “Shh! Keep your voice down! That guy does not look like he’s carrying that knife around to make us a sandwich with!”

39. “I know this dusty closet isn’t the best place to hide, but we don’t have a lot of options right now!”

40. “Psst! It’s only illegal if you get caught!”

[fifthx]

☀

(THIS MEME)          (Number Generated : 322)

❝You know, pools are perfect for holding water.❞

[fifthx]

☀

(THIS MEME)         (Number Generated : 116)

❝I hate everyone but you.❞

[confess-thy-sins-archived]

17? [ did not look at list ]

17. Our characters sharing a lucid dream

There was this moment of realization, much like divine illumination, when he realized that the darkness around him belonged to his mind. And with the shadows, he crafted the vast illusion of a temple, with high spires that pierced ivory clouds, and the vicious fangs of gargoyles that guarded them - for that is the home he missed dearly, the home of the Pardoners in long-lost Carim.

The towering doors opened like two great crow wings, screaming and yet silent. No attendants pulled their heavy chains, and yet they opened slowly. That is how he remembered them : ever standing and timeless like the welcoming arms of a steel giant.

He stepped forth, and radiance filled this strange dream. Many violent and beautiful scenes casted their colors onto the floors below, etched in tall windows of glasswork. The church, from the inside, was filled with the lights of dawn and dusk alike. Every nook in the wood of the benches, every drip of a candle, and every speckle of dust in the air was as he knew them.

And before him, beyond the altars and the stairs and the choir there was the throne, the tall black throne of his Goddess, so intricate in its ornaments and yet so easily eclipsed by Her beauty. He saw her as she had appeared to him years before, yet even in his waking dreams he could craft no likeness to her.

He sat upon the throne, his gaze embracing the grandeur before him, and closed his eyes. And when the dark, black seas swallowed all he had crafted, it was merciless.

The shattering of the glass was silent. Waves crashed, snuffed away the comfort of the candles and the sun. Darkness followed, and it dripped from every crack of the tall stone walls. Still there was no sound as the vast ironwrought doors were blast open by the vicious currents who ravaged without pity the careful creations of the man's mind.

The tide swallowed all but him. It brought silence and emptiness. Around there were but ruins, falling like snowflakes or the leaves of fall - there was beauty, certainly, in the sight. The spires fell before his eyes and into the darkness below.

Do you see, now?

[confess-thy-sins-archived]

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2. My character caring for yours, who has a broken leg

"It is done," the Pardoner exclaimed as he observed the result of long hours of work. It was not a meager task, constructing a rigid cast out of what little he owned. But, he thought to himself, using a few bones really added to the style."Thou art lucky it has not worsened. Whatever held thy eye, thou shouldst be more careful to watch thy footing in the waters. They are most treacherous."

[confess-thy-sins-archived]

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11. A massage from my character

It was not every day a pilgrim came to rest in his house. Of course, it was not every pilgrim he offered such services, either.

"Thou seemeth tense, my friend," he said as his long fingers came to rest - crawled on the warrior's shoulders. "Shouldst thou wish it so, I could perhaps relieve some of thy pain."