#rob yankovic

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heart if he was happy

aka if that rob guy was still around

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Who tf supplies Rob with drugs/silly

I do.

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he gets his own post because I made this immediately after the last post of pixels

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the funeral speech... How did that go for HMS

And who tf showed up to that funeral anyway?? 😭

ah..the funeral… not. many people. ☹️

those who did show up hardly knew Rob, only two or three people of the bunch really got to know him as well as he’d allow them to. the rest were random people he met at parties and whatnot. and his father. not even his mother, just his father. we don’t talk about Rob’s parents. snnaarrlllll. but yeah, Rob was a very lonely man :(

as for the speech? I think we’ve discussed that Heart would have given it even though he was .5 seconds away from vaulting over the podium and mauling their father like a rabies-infested dog

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Waiter waiter!! Some Rob Yankovic facts please!!!

ask and you shall receive…

Rob had a lemon tree growing in his backyard before he split into 3 boys. he loves lemons. the lemons love him.

he was originally just a silly bit inspired by 15 Seconds of Bora from the tally hall internet show. a whole 15 seconds of this guy! and then we got serious about him, and it was never the same.

he loves MCR. who doesn’t? I love MCR. do YOU love MCR?

speaking of MCR, he used to have a poster of Gerard Way like a teenage girl in the early 2000’s would. but he was so ashamed of finding Gerard Way attractive that he crumpled the poster up and ate it like a horse being gifted an apple for its hard labor in the summer heat of California.

he has his own house! it’s inherited. hms got bills to pay

he wishes he was related to Weird Al Yankovic. too bad he isn’t and we just accidentally made slavic hms…

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PLEASE PLEASE OLEASE GIVE US MORE ROB CONTENT PLEASSE DRAWINGS, INFO, ANYTHING JUST GIVE US ROB

EVEN JUST THE SMALLEST CRUMB OF A LOW QUALITY ROB DOODLE WOULD SATISFY THIS PLEASEE (not forced do what u want :])

genie does as you wish

fun Rob fact fo today; if he were still real after the split he would have taken parenting classes to take care of three grown ass men and I shed a tear over that

oh yeaaa… by the waaay… I’ve seen an account named @if-you-whole pop up recently…heh….dunno what THAT’S all about… it might be worth checking it out, who knows…..

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wait did you name your whole interp that as in rob cantor (i think that was that tally hall guy was called) and weird al yankovic because if so that’s clever

DINGDINGDINGDING! me and fazgang were playing around with names and that was the one that stuck! we’re so funny guys.

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Half Broken Japanese is incredibly Rob and Marigold coded (Haiku if Rob locked tf in)

You MUST hear me out on this bro 😭

never saw this in my inbox until now. I’m gonna have to give that a listen now. I trust you. I trust you ms acoustic. I love marigold.