Robert Robertson is genuinely the most bland boring man I’ve ever seen in the entirety of fiction, behind the viewer insert boy characters in those harem animes. he looks so disinterested about his own life, so I’m wondering how ya’ll are more interested in him than he himself. maybe I’d like him if he didn’t let the Z List Team step all over him like he’s a dirtied old rotting mat, but he has no spine which honestly makes it worse. don’t say “he’s so bland to the point he’s interesting” because i know that’s not it. Is it his scraggly voice? his raspy throat infectious voice? in which he sounds like he’s in psychic pain if he raises his voice an octave higher? and I can’t blame you Aaron Paul is a beautiful sounding guy but there’s only so much he can do with this brunette wet soggy excuse of a man









