#roberta discworld

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Headcanon: Roberta is that one family member everyone has who knows all the ways to remove any kind of stain from any kind of fabric. The really funky substances to use too, like milk or vinegar. Vetinari picked it up as a side effect from living with her his whole life, and whips the knowledge out of his back pocket when needed, leading to the inevitable response of ‘how do you know this???’