Oh darling don't you ever grow up
Robert irwin x wife!reader
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Cw. Pregnancy, infertility, low self esteem. (1.4k)
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You and robert are waiting in the bathroom the seconds feel like hours when finally the time goes off.
You both rush to flip over the test only to see one line.
"Negative again really" you say heartache in your voice as robert wraps his arms around you.
"Okay that's it before you leave for the states I need to get my fertility checked" you say determination in your voice.
"Before we leave I can't be away from you for that long" robert says as you nod.
You call the doctor the next morning and both you and robert agree to get your fertility checked. The journey to the hospital was one filled with worry and reassurance.
"What if I'm the broken one?" You ask robert who suddenly looks angry
"Hey that's my wife your talking about and if her fertility is the issue then we'll deal with it plus you wouldnt be broken your not a machine you're a human being" he asks clearly angry you even thought it meant you were broken.
"Well what if. Yknow if I am the problem and I'm the reason we can't have kids then I'm ok with you leaving me" you say looking down solemnly.
"Well would you leave me if it was my fault" he asks
"WHAT no of course not why would you even ask me that?" You say worry in your tone
"Well you asked me and also I would never leave you, do you remember the day we met?" Robert asked.
of course you remembered the day you met him. You had just moved to Australia with your family for your parents job and as a treat they decided to take you all to the zoo.
During the trip you went to look for a bathroom getting lost you ask a blonde boy for help, he introduced himself as robert and helped you find both a toliet and your family and you guys agreed to stay friends.
So you spent the next three weeks visiting robert every single day and he then asked you out and you said yes.
"Of course I remember the day we met June 15th 2014" you say smiling.
"Did you know that day I saw you and thought wow she's the one I want, I wanna marry her" ribert says the tips of his ears red.
"And since then I needed fo be with you so if it's your fertility or mine we will do this together okay. He continued to which you nodded.
The tests took hours and you felt quite humiliated the tests make you feel humiliated you and robert wait for two weeks for the results.
Sitting in the hospital room the doctor arrives looking joyful
"Hi Mr and Mrs irwin I have your results and remarkably both your sperm and eggs are perfect for producing a baby I am unsure why you are both having so much trouble reproducing" you gasp as you hear what the doctor has to say hugging robert as the words settle in.
The weeks pass as you stay with robert who is always training for dancing with the stars you meticulously plan around your ovulation period to attempt to ensure the best chance of having a baby.
You sat getting ready to go watch the final. You still can't believe robert was in the final. Bindi pops in the room to see you hunched over a pregnancy test.
"Hey whatchu doing?" Bindi asks
"A test and it's still negative. Maybe we just don't deserve a child" you say your mind already degrading you.
"Maybe nows just not the time, cmon robertll be waiting" bindi says linking arms with you.
As you watch the competition your heart seems to slow at Roberts potential win.
"And the winner is" starts alfonso you can feel your heart drop the worry on your face evident. You can see val and alix who seem so certain they won.
"ROBERT AND WHITNEY" alfonso finishes you jump up excited that your husband has just won dancing with the stars.
You, bindi and terri run over to robert he hugs you.
"Hi" you say as robert kisses you.
The night felt like a blur of hugs and celebrations. Arriving at your hotel room robert puts his chin on your shoulder.
"I saw the test" he says "and I think we should try tonight, final try for a while because I think we need a little break" robert finishes speaking and you turn to him nodding.
Weeks after that night you and robert are sitting together next to the toliet as you cannot stop vomiting.
"It must be food poisoning" robert says rubbing your back gently you nod your stomach emptying itself again.
You began thinking about your symptoms. Tender breasts, swollen feet, missed period, vomiting, sensitivity to smells.
You gasp turning to look robert in the eyes.
"What if I'm pregnant" you say as robert seems to be doing the mental maths to figure out if there is a chance of it and the second he realises ypu both bounce to your feet standing up you both search for a pregnancy test.
Once you take the test robert begins filming you both.
"What are you doing?" You ask confused
"Well if we are having a kid I want to record the moment we find out" robert says as you laugh knowing how sentimental robert can be.
You and robert stand still as he flips round the test.
Two bright pink lines shine back at you
Two large pink lines
You are finally pregnant.
Without realising it you start crying as robert pulls you into a tight hug.
"We're gonna be parents" robert says clear from his voice he is crying.
"Your gonna be a dad" you say gently as he begins crying more.
"And your gonna be a mom" robert says as you speak
"Finally" you say breaking down before adding
"We can't tell anyone yet" as you speak robert seems confused.
"What if I miscarry we have to wait till past the first trimester"
Robert nods.
The first trimester was the hardest as hiding it while struggling was the worst but It seemed that the animals at the zoo had figured it out strangely.
During the second trimester that's when you decided to tell you begin by going shopping with robert buying a best aunt and uncle tshirt for bindi and chandler. You then bought a best cousin one for Grace and finally bought a world's best grandmother t-shirt for terri you sit them all down and robert takes your hand your nerves are seemingly out of this world as you hand over the items.
You hear bindi gasp "are you serious?!" She asks and you nod.
Before you can move terri is hugging you.
The third trimester was the hardest as robert began dating on you alot and wouldn't let you do anything claiming if you got hurt it would be his fault. As you were sat with robert you felt your water break
"Robert it's happening" you say trying to stay calm.
"WHAT NOW" robert says already freaking out.
"Yes now let's go" you say grabbing shoes as ribert grabs the hospital bag and you head to the hospital.
Robert is visibly freaking out as you get to the hospital room.
You were calm probably due to the medication helping with the pain.
After 3 hours of pushing screaming crying and telling robert you hate him you hear a baby crying.
Your baby.
She was here.
"Oh robert she's here" you say as the nurse wraps the baby.
Robert only nods in awestruck silence.
"Robert isn't she beautiful" you ask as the nurse hands you the baby.
Robert doesn't say anything he just looks at you.
"You did it, my girl did it I love you so much" he says you smile at him.
After hours of rest and rehab you and robert are attempting to name your daughter.
"How about stevie" you ask and robert smiles
"Stevie witney irwin" you say and robert agrees
He goes to get his family and your family.
"Everyone I want you to meet stevie witney irwin" you say as the irwins all look touched by deciding to honour steve in such a sweet way.
You and robert call asleep cuddling your daughter.
After years of trying you finally had a child and you weren't letting her go.












