robin-the-mask replied to your post: the latest South Park episode was over in a flash...
Huh, just read the summary, as I stopped watching due to the quality decline … I’m surprised to see they remembered Kyle and Stan exist, to be honest
Stan omg yes, forgot about him oops. He didn’t appear in this episode, only Kyle. I have really lax standards and even by those this episode was weak :\
This is sheith if you squint. Just under 600 words. Trying to post via mobile and I apologize for any format issues. fixed with read more
“I want to be a Christmas tree,” said Keith. He crossed his arms, openly glaring at Lance.
“Whaaaat?” Lance burst out laughing, pointing at Keith even as he doubled over. “Repeat that please?”
Keith rolled his eyes, “I want to be a Christmas tree. I want to b-”
Shiro’s human hand closed over his mouth, cutting off the rest of his words. “Lance, this isn’t funny.”
Around them, everyone else watched with various reactions. But it was Katie who approached next, the light gleaming off her glasses giving her smile an elevated sense of mischief.
Keith licked his lips as soon as Shiro’s hand fell away then turned back to glare at Lance. “I want to-”
“Keith.” Katie wedged herself between him and Shiro, elbowing where needed. She shoved a screen into Keith’s face. “I have video proof now, will you believe me.”
She tapped the screen and a view of the room blinked to life. Keith glanced up, catching Rover hovering silently over their heads. He watched as he spoke on the screen, but the words didn’t match what he’d said.
“I want to be a Christmas tree!!” He shoved the screen away. He glanced over to Shiro, waiting for him to come to his defense.
“Keeeith!” Katie reached up to whack him on head with the screen. “I just showed you proof you dolt! I didn’t alter the video! Will you shut up and let us run tests?”
“I like him like this.”
“Lance!”
Coran stepped up, wasting no time in poking and prodding at Keith. “You said it started on the way back to the castle? Hmm.”
“I want to be a-”
“Pidge, please give me a copy of that video!”
“Lance!”
Hunk sighed, “You’re not helping, Lance. He needs to be quarantined! What if it is contagious?”
“I want to be a Christmas tree!” Keith spread out his arms, spinning around to address everyone. “I want!”
A warm hand weighed on his shoulder, “Come to the med bay with Coran so we can figure this out.” Shiro gave him a strained smile.
“I want to be a-”
“I think I found some string lights in storage! I’ll make you a Christmas tree if you want.”
Coran rubbed his chin. “I don’t know what a Christmas tree is, but I’m intrigued as to what Keith would look like as foliage.”
Shiro’s grip tightened on his shoulder. “Coran, we need to figure out what is wrong!”
“Oh!” Coran straightened up, “Yes. Yes. Not to worry. Keith here just ran through some Hertwon pollen!”
“I want to be a Christmas tree!”
Coran shrugged, already stepping away. “Not to worry, it will wear off shortly. Just be happy it was a small dose! If you eat the fruit of the plant you say your deepest secret instead of random nonsense.”
Keith heard Katie grumble to herself, “Does he roll in the stuff every morning?”
“Okay,” Shiro tugged at Keith’s shoulder. “Let’s get you to your room.”
Keith resigned himself to an evening of ridicule. “I want to be a…”
“You don’t have to talk,” Shiro said as they left the room. “I’ll talk if you want. Or we could find a book for you to read?”
Keith smiled up at him, keeping his mouth closed.
Coran found Allura at the helm. She was studying various charts and star maps. “Princess.”
“Hello, Coran. Did the antidote work?”
“It wasn’t a full dosage like we feared. He needs a break anyway.”
@robin-the-mask ahhhhh! ♡♡♡ Thank you @.@ I’m rly curious how you thought I looked haha. No model here, just filters. But no amt of good lighting or makeup can hide my dark eye circles ha.
Ahhhh yessss. I won't have time to write a full team fic :( But omg yes to Corance omg. I already have an idea based on your suggestion! *cracks knuckles* I'm going to try and write it on my lunch break
robin-the-mask replied to your post: “@robin-the-mask man, I see this drama and all I can think is that...”
Ooh, I've never seen that manga/anime before :) I'm going to cheat, though, as it seems a bit long, and order the live-action version to watch XD
Haha yeah, it’s not exactly short. I was really into it when I was a teenager so watched most of the anime as it became available, then bulk-bought all the manga second-hand on a trip to Japan -- good times.
The relevance here is mainly that the series revolved around the characters of Kenshin and Kaoru, who at the start of the series are 28 and 17 respectively. They were the biggest ship in fandom, and eventually got together in canon. whoops spoilers
robin-the-mask replied to your post:I saw a post on tumblr a while ago about how “men...
That reminds me of a few things … although now I have flashbacks of DBZ, where my uncle would rush into the room, thinking we kids were watching something dodgy, only to realise the ‘sexual moaning’ was actually just men fighting and murdering one another …
PFFHA!!!! For real!!!! When they fought at super speed they went all “ngh ngh NGH”. Amazing.
robin-the-mask replied to your post:no disrespect but what’s the thought process...
You don’t name it “Dick”; it’s short for “Richard”, although it’s slowly falling out of usage as a shortening of the name, mostly you hear “Dick” from the older generations :)
Like calling “James” a “Jimmy”, sort of nickname, or “Thomas” into “Tommy”
Then why isn’t it Richie? How do you get from Richard to Dick?