Dick: Bruce.
Bruce: I don’t have a good feeling about this.
Jason: Good!
Dick: Who’s your favorite robin?
Bruce: Oh god.
Steph: It’s definitely not me.
Bruce: …
Steph: You couldn’t even fucking deny it?? Oh my f-
Dick: Besides the point- ITS TOTALLY ME!
Tim: Yeah, no.
Damian: You can’t possibly suggest it’s you, Drake.
Tim: I gave him the least grey hairs.
Bruce: Now that’s not true.
Tim: …
Damian: I’m obviously the upgrade, he has no other choice but for me to be his favorite.
Jason: Fuck no?? I was such a nice kid unlike you.
Damian: I am kind! Just not to the likes of you!
Dick: Bruce. Talk. Now.
Bruce: I don’t have a favorite.
Steph: You are such a loser.
Jason: Are you being for real.
Dick: Oh. So you can’t choose the person who knows you the best huh.
Tim: Now that’s just mean.
Damian: We expected better of you, Father.
Bruce: No- It’s like actually no one.
Jason: What??
Bruce: You all were equally horrible in your own ways.
Tim: ……
Steph: ………
Jason: ……
Dick: So that’s what I deserve after all these years.
Damian: I’m quitting, find yourself a new Robin.
Bruce: Sigh.