Robin: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Orias: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Robin: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING LIED WITH ME!
March, picking up the game board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Been thinking about the teachers using their bloodline magic for funsies (*´-`)
I tend to use the teachers first names rather than their family names, so if you're confused:
°Murmur Tsumuru
- Mood Ring
°Ipos Ichou
- Round-Up
°Orias Oswell
- Lucky Happy/Stars Aligned
°Balam Shichirou
- Buzzer
°Ifrit Djinn Eito
Eat up!
Tsumuru minding his business
Ichou: Round-Up *Snap*
Ichou catches Tsumuru and gives him a kiss
Tsumuru: Again?!
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I'd imagine Tsumuru is the type to blush heavily from public displays of affection, since he seems awfully aware of how others think about him [Psychology teacher shenanigans ( ´∀` )b]
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Tsumuru activates mood ring for fun, to see what mood the other teachers are in
Catches a glimpse of pink from the corner of his peripheral vision, turns around to see Ichou staring intently at him
Tsumuru: ...So that's why he keeps staring at me
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Id also imagine he likes to randomly activate Mood Ring when he wants to analyse others, or just for fun :> [Psychology teacher shenanigans part 2]
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Oswell thinking about asking Robin on a date
Oswell: Maybe I should activate Lucky Happy..
Oswell walks up to Robin
Oswell: Hey, want to go out on a date with me?
Robin: Sure!!! ( °∇^)]
Cue Oswell about to go to sleep at 4 am the same night, after gaming, and realizing he didnt even activate Lucky Happy when he asked
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Exactly 12 am on valentines day
Robin: My shots never miss!
Cue cupid arrow flying through the dorm and hitting Oswell dead in the back, knocking him to the floor.
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Hot take: I lowkey dont like Kalego x Robin (ーー;) The fact that they have a huge gap in their age as well as maturity isnt really appealing to me + Kalego hates his guts lmao. I much prefer Oswell x Robin, considering theyre both newer teachers and seem to be quite close d(⌒ー⌒)!
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Shichirou and Tsumuru feeling devious during game night, using Buzzer and Mood Ring to win. [Oswell is banned from playing games involving money]
Shichirou: Marbas-Sensei, do you have a red card?
March: ...Im not telling you
Eito: Murmur-sensei, are you using Mood Ring again
Tsumuru: ...maybe
Ichou: Yeah no, this is why we only have game night every so often
Oswell: So, Devio Cart anyone?
They always end up playing video or board games instead ♪(´ε`*)
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Robin lost again
Robin: Aw man this isnt fair! Can you guys stop using your bloodline abilities :((
Tsumuru: ...none of us have been using our abilities
Robin: :((((
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Robin probably sucks ass at any game involving keeping a poker face, but he still insists on playing them, even though he ends up losing every single time
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No one wants to play 2 truths 1 lie with Shichirou, likewise, no one wants to play tag with Ichou either.
Orias: [picture of him wearing silk pants]
Orias: How does this look?
Robin: Like its slips on and off really easily
Orias:
Robin: No, I didn't mean it like that-.
March: We know what you meant.
Orias: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Robin: Um…Neat.
later
Robin, lying face down on March's bed: I said "Neat," March. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
March, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Robin. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Eito confessed his love for me?
Robin: He literally make your neck all purple with hickeys before telling you that. And you were totally into it!
March: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Murmur: We were helping Robin write his declaration to Orias-Sensei, but he kicked us out because Dali-Sensei was making inappropriate suggestions.
Dali: How is “Oswell, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
Orias: I have a lie detector in my shirt.
March: …What? Why?
Robin: Weirdo.
March: We have Balam-Sensei for that.
Orias: I thought it was fun ;)
Robin: Take it off, then.
March: Why do you want him to take off his shirt?
Robin: WHAT- NO I DON’T…
-Beep beep-
Orias:
March
Robin:
Robin: Fuck