opening line: bruh moment. today as usual i woke up (no wet dream despite melatonin usage...... currently i am experimenting to see what dosage will bring da most les fwee~ <-(fruits) of my labor. tomorrow ill try 1 and 1/12th of a gummy look forward to my findings) got ready for da day etc etc who gives a fuck. but when i walk out to my car WHAT DO I FIND? THERES A LITTLE SLIP OF PAPER ON MY WINDSHEILD WITH A FUCKASS ENVELOPE WITH A PARKING CITATION. mind you I've gotten one before but it was bc they read my mf lisence plate wrong and thought i had no permit and i was like "uhm... this is my car i have a permit" and they went ok nvm. anyways i read this expecting the same ol shit (piss me off but whatever) but ITS AN INFRACTURE FOR PARKING OUTSIDE THE LINES?!?!? MOTHERFUCKER. WE ARE IN ASIAN CENTRAL MY SCHOOL IS KNOWN FOR BEING ONLY FUCKING ASIANS. AND YOURE GIVING ME A PARKING INFRACTURE FOR TAKING PART IN MY CULTURE?!?!???!?!!!?!?!!?! GO TO LITTLE SAIGON OR CHINATOWN OR ANY ASIAN COMMUNITY YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT. GO HANG OUT WITH ASIAN PEOPLE IRL AND REPORT BACK HOW THEIR PARKING COMPARES TO MINE. STOP ASIAN HATE! IM FUCKING PARKED ON THE LINE. *ON THE LINE* IM ON THE MF EDGE CAN A MF EDGE IN PIECE?!?!?! THIS PERMIT IS HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS EVERY FUCKING MONTH I CANT DEAL WITH ANOTHER 45 DOLLAR BLOW TO THE HEAD. and this fuckass parking guy was THERE when i picked it up and he knew that he was being a fuckin asshole because i drive a shitty ass car with holes and spiderwebs and hes choosing to pick on me instead of the ten thousand teslas surrounding us INCLUDING the cybertruck #startasianhate 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 and hes all like "uhm go to this website and ajudicate it ok" LIKE. HES GIVING ME INSTRUCTIONS HOW TO GET RID OF THE CITATION HOW ABOUT NOT GIVING ME THIS FUCKASS CITATION TO BEGIN WITH? FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOUFFFffffFfFfffffFreEAKING PEE OH ESS!!!!!! WHAT AWAITS ME IN THE STUDENT PARKING TRANSPORATION OFFICE. WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU SENDING ME ON A QUEST TO BEG AND PLEAD FOR MY BANK ACCOUNTS LIFE. WHY. I WOULDVE APPRECIATED A NOTE, A LETTER, A COMVERSATION, LITERALLY ANYTHING BEFORE GIVING ME A 45 DOLLAR SHOTGUN BLAST. i think im so pissed because this bitch had the gall to act like he was cool about it bc he knows i saw him put that curse on me. tryna be all casual and cool MOTHERFUCKER HOW ABOUT YOU PUT YOUR FOOD/GAS/DLSITE FUNDS ON THE LINE AND SEE HOW CHILL YOURE STILL FEELING ABOUT IT. FUCK YOU. I NEED THIS GUY TO KILL HIMSELF. WHO FUCKING KNOWS IF THEYRE GOING TO LET THIS GO IMMGOING TO KILL YOU BRUH. DONT FREAKING PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITERALLY BABY COP. THIS IS BABY COP MOMENT. WHERE THEY ACT LIKE A FUCKIN ASSHOLE AND WHEN CAUGHT START ACTING LIKE THEYRE ALL CHILL AND I GOTTA ACT LIKE THEY ARE TOO BC IF I GET MAD ILL GET EVEN MORE FUCKED UP. WEARING FULL FACE MASK AND GLASSES BTW SO I CANT RECOGNIZE HIM LATER BC HE KNOWS HES USING HIS JOB TO BE A DICKHEAD. I DONT SEE ANY OTHER PARKING ENFORCER WITH THAT GEAR AND THEYRE ALL CHILL AS FUCK ITS ONLY THIS NEW GUY🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿MY SCHOOL A BAKERY CUZ THIS IS SUCH A LOAF. A LOAD OF STUPID SHIT!!!!!!!!!
tonight i return to my parents house. Do i bring fruit as an offering to bring about this guys downfall?
absolutely
no because thats morally wrong
no because buddha only offers good karma for fruit take fate into ur own hands
other (comment below)