Peter: *picks up phone* oh hey, DD! How’s it going? Drug bust tonight? I’ll be there. Oh, and the chimichangas? Yeah, DPs got ‘em covered. Maybe bring some change, I doubt he’ll remember that the sauces cost money now. Yeah, see you then. Bye. The rest of the avengers sitting around the meeting table: Peter: what? Tony: please tell me DD and DP mean Donald Duck and department Peter: no, they mean— Tony: I think you misunderstood. Please lie to me. Peter: oh okay then—












