#roboshark

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Getting Shark Robot Ninja Maid. She can Suck, and get things real wet!

What should we name her?

[veinwires]

roboshark based off that really hot computer

[fin-kin]

HUPHUPHUPHUP

First of all, an iconic movie. Absolute art. to say it has everything doesnt cut it because it has more. It has Bill Glates, knockoff Starbucks, it has teenage girls getting mutuals on twitter, a terroristic relationship with a shark, Someone drew roboshark fanart on chat, musical rapport, facial journeys for every character, Rick is the best, he is like the only person in the movie with common sense, poop-explosion and a Karen that had a very satisfactory death.

So much more we want to type out, but so little idea, we cant describe the pure joy of watching this movie

10/10 would watch again. DID WATCH AGAIN.

Overall: S tier

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

coffee roboshark time, baby

[fin-kin]

[space-dogs-artblog]

more shark boy

[mikecarino]

Water drones. #ces2020 #ces #lasvegas #drones #roboshark (at Las Vegas Convention Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Icv89nyWu/?igshid=1kefv5hhi14fv

[robotcrybaby]

Watching this movie and it’s amazing! Here’s a few highlights:

Alien probe lands in the ocean and the shark eats it

It can go anywhere there’s water but also on land and can sort of fly

Military is in crisis situation “The big guns are coming in, the most powerful man in the world.” “You mean the president?” “No, someone with real power.” Then fucking Bill Gates (called Bill Glates) walks into the fucking door

They calm the roboshark down and stop it attacking people by dming it on twitter using emojis

Turns out roboshark is good and tweets using emojis like 😘😁😢🦈

Every time any military guys are on screen running they constantly do that “Hut hut hut hut hut” thing

The teenage daughter threatened a rival reporter for her mom by saying she would call her out on twitter to her 8000 followers, and it fucking worked!?!?

Roboshark phone home (actual line of dialogue that the roboshark tweeted out)

As they’re chasing roboshark in the van, they take a second to say that talking on the phone is too dangerous

#FREEROBOSHARK

The military commander constantly slamming back Red Bull’s every time he’s onscreen

“We don’t need the newsvan or the network! We have the power of any newsvan....in our phones!”

Used fucking dial-up sounds for an interrupted stream

Roboshark found just chilling in a hole underground with a giant entrance that nobody noticed

“If you blow up Seattle, all of it will be caught on the livestream, how are you gonna explain that!” “Damn social media, can’t run a proper war anymore.”

Oh, it can also burrow and move around like the Tremors monster now

“I got everything! We’re trending!” Then group hug

Roboshark shot out of the ground and attacked a bomber airplane, then used the slide-whistle sound effect as it came back down to the ground

“We’re gonna need a bigger bang”

They drop the whole ass Space Needle tower on the shark

Roboshark ends up possessing Lady Gaga’s tiny chihuahua at the end, SEQUEL???

In conclusion, I love this fucking train wreck of a movie