hey, you! you with the messy room and eyebags and too many plushies. i know you don't want this. don't want to be here. don't want to exist like this. i know you want to sit in front of the computer screen staring really hard at some reality you wish you were in and then doze off only to wake up in a brand new fluffy body that walks around on all fours. some sort of eeveelution like feline creature with your favorite color fur, and you look around and realize you're not in your depression nest anymore but instead a grassy plain and a bright blue sky and you're soon kindly greeted by a small group of other creatures that look like pokémon, all with their own individual shapes, quadrupeds, bipeds, taurs, blobs, and humanoids, and they show you the ropes of their creature world, everyone welcomes you with open arms and nuzzles their snout against your cheek, and everywhere is a new beautul biome fit for exploration and everyday is opportunity for adventure. you trot along on your tiny black paws and learn about magical powers imbued in each precious soul and get into quirky and perilous situations that so coincidentally match up with all of your silliest fantasy fetishes and nobody blinks an eye because this is just how creature world works! and every day you laugh and there's a magical fireworks show every friday and sometimes the wind howling sounds like chiptune and every night you curl up next to your favorite creature and they wrap their massive tail around you and you fall asleep and wake up and everything's still there and sometimes wishes really do come true
