#robospierre

[thatsbelievable]

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my god

it’s more beautiful than i remember it

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'This is a strange tale,' Robespierre said doubtfully.

Robospierre the Incorruptible by Robert Staunton 

No shit, my man Max Robblestone!

Plot summary: aliens (implied I think??) recruit I guess maybe Talleyrand (????) to take Robespierre’s corpse, repair it with robot parts, bring him back as a cyborg (!!), and fight Napoleon as part of some ancient cosmic conflict.

Assassin’s Creed ain’t got shit on this.

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TIL: Metal cannot feel.

"Robespierre licked his lips. The left half was whole and moist and fleshy. The right side was metal, but somehow he could still feel his tongue on it, the sensation fainter and duller but still unmistakeably there. Impossible. Metal cannot feel.”

TMYK

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'Bonaparte!' Robespierre exclaimed. His steel jaw turned it into a harsh, grating bark. 'Yes! I knew him, though not well - but he supported the Republic! He wrote against monarchy and for the rights of the people!'         'And once, you wrote against the guillotine as a fate nobody should suffer, not even a king,' the voice said sharply. 'What is written is not what is done, Robespierre. I would expect that you, of all people, would know that.'      I was wrong, but he speaks the truth.

Robospierre the Incorruptible by Robert Staunton 

Cyborg recruiter Talleyrand, savage af.

[rowesam]

robospierre a réagi à votre photo :anwyay this looks p terrible but listen,,,,,my ass...

Wait… are u team cap…. … .. Fight me

r u kidding me cOME AT ME U TONY FUCKER

[rowesam]

wait i like this one better

@robospierre

[yomielworld]

HELLLO

nYELLO, MY FRIEND

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[x] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[] Be confused

[] Be delighted

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[x] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[x] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] Yeah, sure.

[] FRICK YES.

[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes! I want to send you one!

[x] Yes.

[] No.