I had no idea that I was going to get this much robot euphoria from a pair of pointed toe western boots...this sure is a surprise. But a very cool one. I don't even go looking for euphoria like that much, but I sure did find it.
These things sound so unrelated, but consider the level of Protomen brain rot I have right now. And that fact that I don't at all see myself with all these spindly metal screen head type of things, tech wear is cool but not my jam to actually wear and a lot of the silhouettes used go from cool to silly if you have a paunch, and I am just not shaped like any MMX design except maybe Double (which pisses me off because there really should be more shapes of humanoid reploids than just "one single short centrally-fat evil guy and even that guy shapeshifts into a tall skinny guy"). But can I picture myself in a closet cosplay that's a combo of Western wear, biker wear, and post-apocalyptic punk? And that totally counts as Dressing Like A Robot? Fuck yes, man, get me a beat-to-shit denim jacket and a sarape, I'm HERE. And that shit comes in my size and shape! Fat bikers and punks and cowboys exist! And that shit is comfy! I can wear my jeans and T-shirt with it!
Anyway, safe to say I'm new boot goofin' in a distinctly nonhuman way right now.