FRC team 3006 build season quotes, week 5
"this is a hammer!" *Holds up drill, battery facing forward*
"If he gets electrocuted I get his shoes but then I owe you ten dollars."
"Wow! Blindingly mediocre!"
*Talking to steel cable* "No don't kink on me. You're not allowed to be kinky. This is a puritanical society."
"Mmm smells like fresh clothing"
"I'm gonna start keeping that weird ear candy in my ear so you can suck it out"
"This ain't your mom's Swiss!" *Stabs bag of concrete*
"Don't breathe!"
Mentor: "careful!" *Pokes member with broken meter stick*
"So now you form a little depression in the middle..."
"That is not how you form a depression."
"I'm maximizing the most out of the least"
*Stirring concrete*
Mentor: "I see what you mean by surface area."
Member 1: "maybe you should get another stirring utensil."
Member 2: "maybe a spoon would be better."
*Still making concrete* "It's supposed to have the consistency of oatmeal"
"I mean, I wouldn't eat that yet..."
"Why are we doing this on a whiteboard?"
"I ask the questions here."
"I hate it when my oatmeal is concrete."
"You're burning yourself? Good."
"Don't hit the oatmeal bucket; also don't breathe."
"Universal doesn't work on skin."
"Well I definitely don't want to dent both the square and the pavement."
"Howdy, we're making concrete. Can I help you? ... Oh hi security guard; I'm not chopping things in half."
"I'm part of software and I'm... Making concrete."
"I'm on the oatmeal subteam."
"Ah you got concrete on my square!"
Rookie member: *pulls phone out of pocket without warning* "hey new phone who dis?"
Safety captain: *laughing* "can we keep him?"
"Oh no I got dust on me am I gonna die?"
"Only if it's wet dust."
*Reading* "Real property management... Is there fake property managements?"
"Sex is cool and all but have you tried rewiring a linear slider over and over?"
"Damn you and your damn walls"
"We don't have the internet on us currently."
"Do we have a swagging tool?... You know that probably would have been a lot easier to just say crimpers."
Member: "Do you have any friends in the building?"
Mentor: "I don't have any friends at all."
"So does he, the sad one eating the granola bar."
"Aaand now they're hitting the mill with a mallet."
"Did you not find it?"
"404."
"Ok guys... A roller coaster of emotions. How to robotics."
"Oooooh ceiling!"
1: "you're an androgenous non-human being."
2: "I'm an amoeba!"
3: "are amoebas sad?"
"Look at him! He's the only one who's excited. He's so excited."
"I wish I could be happy."
"Bad human reaction. Bad."
"They used MDF on their robot!"
"Mother... Da Fuck."
"Ok so the shadow realm is out that window."