FRC team #3006 build season quotes, week 6
Mentor: "you're too young. You've never been hungry before."
Member: "Are you talking about the great depression?"
"I tried to get her to embezzle money and she frowned upon it."
"Who's morally flexible?"
"Do you know how hard it is to import crack from Peru?"
"There are an unfortunate number of gendered people."
"Why are you wearing a dust mask?"
"Because I don't want aluminum particulate in my breathing devices."
"I am one with the slinky"
"What is this?"
"Slurping."
"All the trips sound so dramatic is this the drama club?"
"This isn't the drama club it's the depression club."
"How bus is your bus?"
"Sometimes you've just gotta interpretive dance it out."
"Ten dollops of bolts. That's how I eat my bolts.... This salad was good but you know what it needs? A dollop of bolts."
“If your solution doesn't involve the reciprocating saw I'm going to be very disappointed."
"What did I know today?"
"Get a screw, get a nail, get a bolt, anything... No not pliers."
*Mentor using software captain as human shield* "It's like reverse evolution; protect the mentors!"
"What's up?"
"I just had to clean up the robot pee."
"Can we please close the window to the shadow realm? It's really cold."
"Oi we're doing slurps!"
1: "Where's the climby thingy?"
2: "Oh the claw?"
3: "The grabby hook grab?"
4: "Oh the thing?"
"Feel how shadow-realmed it got."
"No stop you're gonna lose it; don't put it in your pants."
"There's a smudge in the middle of my glasses."
"It's not a smudge it's a crosshair. Now you're a cyborg."
"What, are your eyes breathing on your glasses?"
"What kind of chemistry do you want? I'm a chemistry dealer."
"It should be work! I don't understand why it not."
Mentor: "I will shit a brick if this actually works."
"Now it's called extra don't scratch the car 2.0."
"Hey do you guys wanna build a house instead of a robot next year?"
"I smell burnt toast about 10 years out."
“hello pocket."
"The clock was almost right by not being right at all."
"I'm edgy I'm going to lick a saw blade."
"I would suggest getting a Tetris shot first."
"I don't know what this is but I think it's supposed to be a potato."
"On a scale of one to ten how many ninety-degrees is this?"
"Why does everything want to stab me."
"What do you guys want to eat?"
"Probably like food maybe."
"With great precision comes great responsibility."
"My ear is too strong."
"Aaaaah rope is sharp."
"He's a super-genius, he's the new Elon Musk. Meelon Nusk."
"If I get a piece of pizza the robot will work."
*Entire team screams along to reciprocating saw as our robot vibrates beyond the point of return*
"I'll be layered like an onion."
