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[message from Airachnid] Also, Soundwave, when I do return to Cybertron, do try to behave yourself around the sparklings, especially our little silkworms. Remember, I am a grandmother (and please don't make any lewd comments about that. Your 'Papa' obsession is bad enough).
I'm offended that you'd suggest the notion of my behaviour being anything less than perfect around the children.
And I don't recall ever hearing you complaining about my 'obsession'...
[message from Airachnid] *sarcastic voice* Oh, you are so sweet and romantic, Soundwave. Where have you been all my life. I can feel myself falling in love with you all over again.
Do be careful, dear, you'll blow out your voice panel with all that sarcasm.
You're lucky I like it when you get sassy.
[message from Airachnid] *scowls* In all fairness, you never gave me a proper wedding ring. And I don't recall you making a proper proposal. How am I your wife again?
You were the one who agreed to it in the first place~
And need I remind you it was my vouch that ensured Megatron didn't sell you off to a Kaon whorehouse all those stellar cycles ago on Cybertron?
[message from Airachnid] *frowns* Well, you could at least be a gentlemech about it. I am still a lady, after all.
A lady with a very spankable aft
Trust me, Airachnid, this is me at my most civil.
[message from Airachnid] I posted some photos of my recovery on the Nemesis Spacebook page. Go see for yourself that I'm not lying about my new transformation. Your thoughts?
*grumble* As if I was in any doubt of your recovery proce- *logs on*
*loud static noises*
/ERROR ALERT
/INTERNAL SYSTEMS OVERHEATING
/VISUAL DISPLAY MALFUNCTIONING
/SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT
/SHUTTING DOWN CORE DRIVERS
/OVERRIDING FAILSAFE PROCEDURES
/SYSTEMS WILL NOW ENTER SLEEP MODE
[message from Tarn] Need I remind you which one of us is on the moon, making the most exquisite music with a certain--oh, what's that term you like to use--Mama?
If you are so confident of your position with my Mama, perhaps you should come down here and say that to my faceplate.
Why do you hate Tarn so much?
'Frequent attempts to steal my wife, inadequate leader of the Justice Division, rampant transformation addict, didn't even get me a fragging birthday present-'
It’s complicated.
[message from Airachnid] Oh, now that you mention it, Swindle has a few cases of citrus high-grade that he brought here to the moon with his latest shipments. I know how fond you are of them. Would you like me to send you a few cases?
If you’d be so kind, dear, I’d much appreciate that.
