#robotnik headcanons

[generallyunskilled]

Random Eggman/Robotnik headcanon

He’s a polyglot but was never taught Polish the way his parents taught Polish but he learned it as a kid bc his family always used Polish as a way to talk about things without him and he never told his family until he was older.

[gnomecity]

https://youtu.be/9MbVtWdq49g

Mania. Manic episode. Bipolar. Itz canon. Itz canon bc I make the rulez and I’m bipolar and I luv him. Itz canon.

[britbritwrites]

Dr. Robotnik’s teenage daughter asking if she can go on a date

-When Robotnik’s daughter first asked him could she go on a date with some guy at school who asked her out, he had A LOT of feelings about it

-And they weren’t positive ones at that

-“Please, Dad? Just one-”

-“NOPE! End of story!”

-“But-”

-“NO!”

-“But Dad, I just-”

-“No! No and what was the word again? Oh yeah! NO! No daughter of mine will ever go on such a thing!”

-He knew something like this will happen eventually because it was part of growing up

-However, he didn’t know that he wasn’t gonna be ready for it to happen with his daughter

-It all happened in front of his very eyes so fast

-One day, he was changing her diapers, teaching her how to walk and say her first word

-(He really tried to get her to say extraordinary, a long word, as her first word. Surprising? I think not!)

-Next thing he knows, she’s blossoming into a beautiful young woman and asking about going out on dates.  

-All in honesty, it scared him a bit

-Scratch that, It scared him A LOT

-ALSO…...

-What if the guy just ends up standing her up?

-Or what if he tries something wildly inappropriate with her during that date?

-He’d have to go after the little douchebag and let his drones teach him a lesson if any of those ever happened

-Another important thing, he didn’t like the idea of her going out with some boy that he’s never even met first of all

-She thought he could at least let her go out on her first date but here they were going back and forth on whether she could go or not

-“But why not though?? All my other friends are going dates, why can’t I?”

-“Because”

-“Because why?”

-“Because I said so! That’s why!”

-She rolls her eyes at that part

-She can’t stand when he says that, she just wished he would have just gave her a valid reason instead of just saying those 4 words, it would be easier for her to understand why wouldn’t let her do something like dating and whatever case may be

-“Dad! Please! You just HAVE to let me go this weekend!”

-“Give me one good reason why I should let you go?”

-“One good reason? Um first off, I’ve been staying out of trouble like you always told me I should, I have straight A’s…..

-(Unsurprisingly, his daughter has a IQ off the charts like her father)

-(Obviously a genetic thing, Robotnik is real proud that it’s passed down to his offspring)

-(Except unlike him, she isn’t all cocky about it at times nor does she ever brag about it, she’s actually like meh whatever)

-(She does get annoyed when her dad brags about how smart he is over and over again)

-(She’s like “Okay Dad! We get it! You’re smart as hell and have an IQ as high as the Eiffel tower, that’s great! Now what’s for dinner tonight?”)

-“......I’ve been helping around the lab like you ask me to sometimes, I never drank, I never smoked, I never did anything to make you disappointed in me. I don’t know, Dad, I think those are more than one good reason and I think they’re pretty valid”

-And she was right, he had to admit. She has been a very great student, have been staying out of trouble, doing good in school the whole time, and an overall great daughter anyone would ask for and there was no arguing or denying those facts.

-She crosses her arms and smiles with a raised eyebrow, “I’m right and you know it!”

-He glares at her and grumbles, not wanting to admit that she’s right.

-“So pleeeease can I go on that date this Saturday?”

-“I’m sorry but nothing, not even the amount of begging you will do can make me change my mind about- Oh no”

-But then she does the pleading face

-When she does the pleading face, she pokes out her bottom lip and makes her eyes look sad

-She KNOWS Robotnik could never say no to that face or even think about resisting it

-He tries to say a stern "NO” to her but TOO LATE!

-He just could never do it, tell her no when she makes that cutesy pleading face.

-“OKAY! OKAY! I give up! You can go on your little….. date!”

-She gasps with a huge happy grin on her face

-At that moment, she feels like jumping over the moon of happiness and joy

-“YOU MEAN IT!?”

-“Do I have to repeat it again? Y.E.S. YES! You may go”

-“OH MY GOSH! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!”

-She jumps into his arms like a little kid and hugs him

-“OH THANK YOU so much! You are the best dad in the whole world! No WAIT! THE ENTIRE GALAXY!”

-Robotnik rolls his eyes and slightly grumbles, then smiles a little and pats her back

-He loves her hugs, it makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside, he just doesn’t wanna admit it sometimes

-He especially gets all warm inside when she praises him for being a great father to her

-Sometimes he gets a cocky about it too 

-“And I PROMISE I’ll be home by 8pm and you won’t be disappointed! We’re going to the movies this weekend and-”

-“AH! AH! Not so fast! Only one condition”

-“Which is?”

-“Before you go on this so called date, I would like to meet this boy first! I wouldn’t want you to go out with some hooligan who only wants you for one thing. That’s why I was hesitate for you to go in the first place”

-“Oooh! So that’s what this is about! You could have just told me that from the beginning.” She shook her head.

-She then sighs, “Look Dad, I get it, I understand, I know you were just trying to protect me and don’t want anything horrible to happen to me but I promise you he’s not like that, I’ve been talking to him for about 3 months and he’s a cool guy”

-“Hmm, well, I’ll be the judge of that when I meet this guy. Alright, you finally got my permission to go on this date and blah blah blah! now please get off my back! I have work to do”

-She chuckles and says, “Oh Dad, you and your work, you need to find some more hobbies to be completely honest, just saying”

-As he goes back into his chair to work on more of his plans, she walks up to him with a few more things to say to him

-“Oh and dad, before I go, can I tell you something?”

-He sighs and looks up at her, “What now?”

-She kisses him on the cheek and gives him another hug

-“I love you so much, Dad even though you can get on my nerves sometimes but thanks for doing this for me”

-He couldn’t help but smile back at her, hugging her back, “Love you too, pumpkin”

-“Dawww, You love me sooo much!”

-“Yeah yeah” He rolled his eyes, “Now run along, little girl! I have important work to attend to”

-“Hey! I’m not a little girl anymore, you know?” She giggled.

-He shrugged, “Meh, you’ll always be a little girl to me”

-She laughed and shook her head at her Dad before leaving his lab all happy and joyful

-Robotnik was sure he was probably not gonna like this boy she was going on a date with but you know what? all he knows is his daughter was happy and that was all that mattered. If she was happy, he was happy too

[generallyunskilled]

I know of anyone in the Sonic universe Eggman is the least likely to have any religious beliefs but I also like to imagine he was baptized as a baby bc the moment his parents showed the slight bit of hesitancy on the matter his babcia started sobbing at the prospect.

[britbritwrites]

i love ur work! 🥺 headcanons for robotnik x a black reader would be really cool to see!

(A/N: Awww I’ve had this idea for a while so I’m glad someone requested this. Also, I am so sooo sorry for the late reply, anon! but I hope you enjoy this! 😄)

Robotnik meeting his Black S/O 

-Boy let me tell y’all something

-When Robotnik first met you

-He was completely mesmerized by your beauty

-He seen a lot of beautiful women

-But you had a different kind of beauty

-He remembered when the first time he laid eyes on you

-The sun had hit your brown skin and it looked like you were glowing

-Your 4C hair that was curly and kind of long was bouncing as you were walking down the street

-And your smile? It could light up an entire room

-You looked like walking angel on earth

-Oh he  wanted to spend the rest of his life with you right then and there

-But unfortunately for him

-He didn’t know how to approach you at first

-He got real nervous when getting ready to but he never took one step towards you

-He practiced almost all week on how to do so

-Also, he had told Agent Stone about this situation and he was happy to help Robotnik

-He gave him tips on what to do and how to act when he wants to approach you

-Robotnik doesn’t think he can do it

-But Stone tells him that things will go well and that he believes in him

-The next day he saw you again

-You had your hair done in an afro puff this time

-He thought it looked so pretty on you

-He remembered what all the things Stone told him he should do and got the courage to go and finally speak to you

-And he did just that

-“Hello there”

-You looked up and saw him stand over to you with a friendly smile

-You had to be completely honest, you didn’t know who this man was but you thought he was really good looking

-(A complete and total snack more like 😍😂)

-“Oh, hey there, what’s up?”

-“I- I really like your hair, it looks very mesmerizing and it brings out your beauty”

-You began to blush and smile at his compliment

-“Oh, thanks! That’s really flattering of you to say that”

-Sometimes you would hear the rude things people say about your hair at your workplace

-So the fact that someone actually said that to you really made you feel all happy inside

-“You’re so very welcome, my name’s Ivo, Ivo Robotnik”

-“Wow that’s an….. Different name but I mean it in a good way” You laugh a little bit

-He thinks you have the cutest laugh

-“My name’s (Y/N), (Y/N) (L/N)”

-“Beautiful name and I mean that in a good way, no sarcasm” He chuckled

-After y’all introduced yourselves, he sat down with you and had a good conversation

-Both of y’all just clicked just like that

-He found you to be quite an interesting person and the more you guys talked, the more he started to like you

-You were successful in a job you were working at and carried yourself very well

-You had great sense of humor

-And you were also outgoing and friendly

-And loved to meet new people

-Oh yeah, Robotnik fell in love with you right then and there

-Well, not “love” because y’all just met but he did develop a huge crush on you though before it turned into real love later on

-Y’all exchanged numbers and became very good friends

-As y’all grew more closer, that friendship started to blossom into something else more

-At first, you liked him but as a friend at the time

-But as time went on, you realized that you were starting to have feelings for him

-He was smart

-He was funny and loved to make you laugh

-He was there for you when you needed him

-(Well, except when he’s not busy trying to catch Sonic of course, but you totally understand. You handle some things on your own though)

-And he was a great friend to you overall

-Y’all eventually started to date and became a couple

-He’s been treating you like a queen while being with him and you loved and appreciated every second of it and him in your life as well.

[britbritwrites]

Dr. Robotnik’s reaction to his child being bullied

(A/N: Y’all have no idea how much I love this man and was excited to write for him 😫😫😂😂 Well, here it is! Enjoy!)

-LISTEN Y’all!

-Robotnik may not be the nicest person in the world

-CoughCoughHeCanBeAnAssholeCoughCough

-(I love that man but it’s it’s true *shrugs*)

-BUT When it comes to his kids, the sweet, soft side in him that he doesn’t want anyone to see jumps right out!

-He DOES NOT PLAY about them!

-Like he’s very protective of them

-He doesn’t always have the best parenting skills

-But the man tries his best 

-He had a terrible upbringing as a child and he was gonna make sure that his child had an amazing childhood that he wanted to have growing up

-ANYWAYS!

-Right now, the child is 8 years old

-When he found out that his child was being bullied at school by two older kids, He was LIVID

-The child had come home with a black eye, crying and telling him what had happened, and let me tell y’all something…..

-He was ready to RAISE HELL

-He was bullied by punks just like them as a kid and he’d BE DAMNED if he’d let that happen to his child

-At first, his child told him not to do anything because they don’t want to make the whole situation worse than it already is and to go talk the school instead

-(Not that they would do much about it though but still)

-But NOPE! This is personal for Robotnik!

-He wanted to face those little gremlins himself

-Nobody hurts his child and thinks they can get away with it

-NO MA’AM!

-OOOH Boy! Were they in for something they won’t expect

-“Don’t worry, I will handle this! And I’ll make sure they’ll never hurt you again!”

-He asks the name of the boys and what they look like

-The child tells him all the details and Robotnik is absolutely satisfied

-(Not as satisfied he will be when he gets his hands on those little devils)

-He then tells Agent Stone watch over his child while he goes out and finds the boys so he can teach them a lesson they will never forget

-When he finally found the boys, they were playing basketball and whatever

-They looked about 14 or 15 years old

-They were older than his child, so the fact that they felt the need to bully someone younger and smaller than them knowing they can’t fight back really made his blood boil

-Wooo! Was he gonna have a great time dealing with those two and he was gonna MAKE SURE that they would be taught a lesson they’d never forget

-When he had confronted the boys about what had happened between them and his kid

-Unsurprisingly, these boys were being difficult, they refused to apologize about what they did to his kid and give the money back

-In response, they not only laughed and insulted Robotnik over defending his kid

-But also insulted his kid in front of him, thinking Robotnik wouldn’t do anything about it

-THAT DID IT!

-He done HAD ENOUGH of their bullshit

-So without hesitation, He bought in his drones

-And guess what?

-Those boys nearly crapped in their pants when they saw them

-And BOY Robotnik was enjoying this!

-It brought back memories on how he got revenge on his bully back in grade school for humiliating him and he felt like he was reliving it all over again except he was doing it for someone he truly cared about.

-And he loved it!

-He kept shooting at their feet and it made them look like they were dancing

-Robotnik was found it so hilarious, he was having the time of his life

-He wished he had a camera right now

-The boys got terrified and even started crying like little babies

-“Pathetic!” He says. “Absolutely pathetic!”

-It was, actually. They made a kid cry and took what belongs to them because they wanted to feel cool, now they’re the ones who’re crying now that they got a taste of their own medicine

-They eventually had enough and begged and gave in, apologizing and giving the money back

-“Thank you for giving my child’s money back but it is not me you should be apologizing to”

-Robotnik dragged the boys back to his home, made them face his child that they had hurt. They apologized to them and the child accepted their apology.

-Before he let the boys go, he gave them a glare and told them…….

-“If I ever hear that you’ve both have been bullying my child, I’ll make sure your pathetic little lives are ruined for good. Are we clear, gentlemen?”

-They nodded and sobbed, tears streaming down their faces.

-“N-no sir! We won’t do again, we promise!”

-“Good, now go on! Run home to your mommies” He mocked them.

-After that, the child happily jumped into his arms and hugged him. -They had the most biggest and happiest, yet adorable smile you could ever imagine

-A smile that could stop an entire war

-A smile that would melt the hearts of even the most evil villain in the world

-And one thing for sure did melt Robotnik’s

-“Thank you so much daddy for doing that for me, I love you so sooo much!”

-His heart especially melts every time his child tells him that he loves him

-He needed to hear that growing up and he’s happy it comes from someone he truly cares about

-As for those two boys?

-Let’s just say they’re scared as hell after that little encounter and never messed with Robotnik’s kid again

-In fact!

-They stopped being mean to them and even started being a nice to them every time they saw them

-They’re now scared shitless of Robotnik now and realized he’s not to be messed with AT ALL!

-Moral of the story?

-NEVER mess with Robotnik’s kid! Otherwise, you would face the wrath of his drones!

-PERIOD!

[britbritwrites]

Imagine Robotnik getting jealous of you and your new boyfriend

When you and Robotnik broke up after a nasty argument, he assumed that without you in his life anymore, he was gonna be fine. Well, that is until he saw you one day with your new boyfriend. You didn’t notice but he was glaring at both of you from a far. He didn’t know why felt so bitter and irritated seeing both of y’all laughing and enjoying each other’s company, especially after he SWORE he was gonna be fine after the breakup.

He then found himself picking apart every single detail of your boyfriend, what was so great about him that you would choose him, rude comments about his hair and his wardrobe, and coming up with reasons why you could do way better than him. 

When he realized what he was doing, he stopped himself and realized that when he said he told himself that he was gonna go on great without you but after seeing you with someone else, seeing you happy with someone else, seeing you doing just fine with someone else that wasn’t him, he was actually lying to himself because he misses you like crazy and actually feels replaced by that new guy.

He won’t admit it out loud but he still loves you, he thought those feelings were gonna go away but turns out they never did. Oh, how he wishes he was in that guy’s place.