#robthedm

[namonakis-hamhams]

[incorrectstarfoxquotes]

Panther: Do you know what would be great right now?

Pigma: Eating licorice?

Leon: Punching a swing set?

Andrew: Eating licorice?

Wolf: Riding a hoverboard?

Andrew: Eating licorice while on a hoverboard?

Pigma: No! Punch the hoverboard, eat the swing set!

[SOME TIME LATER]

Wolf: Okay. So we’re all clear on this. The hoverboard is made of licorice. We can punch it if we want to, but only if it’s near a swing set. Is that good? Are we good?

Leon: I like it.

Andrew: Sounds good.

Pigma: Can the swing set hover?

Wolf: ARGHHHHHH!

[incorrectstarfoxquotes]

Falco: Stop it, stop it! Every god damn game it’s the same thing! Why don’t you two just butt chug already?

Fox: I wouldn’t butt chug him if he had chocolate diarrhoea!

Wolf: HOW DARE YOU!

[incorrectstarfoxquotes]

Krystal: Can you see down my shirt?

Fox: No?

Krystal: [leans forward a bit] How ‘bout now?

Fox: [staring] …

Krystal: Can you do me a favour?

Fox: As long as I don’t get roped into anything stupid.

[Fox proceeds to get tied up with rope]

Fox: Wow! I actually felt myself die a little inside!

[incorrectstarfoxquotes]

Fox: Dude, they got Slippy!

Falco: [looking at phone, uninterested tone] Oh no, they got Slippy..

[incorrectstarfoxquotes]

Fox: [accidentally shoots Falco’s ship]

Falco: [screams] WHAT THE HELL?!

Fox: Whoops.

Falco: WHOOPS?! ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL?!

Fox: My bad, bro.

Falco: [angry staring]

Fox: Ayyyyyy

[incorrectstarfoxquotes]

Wolf: Men, make 'em swiss!

Star Wolf Team: [silence]

Wolf: … Cheese men, cheese.

Pigma: Not hungry, sir!

Wolf: (I’m up to my tits in morons..)

[incorrectstarfoxquotes]

Fox: Bill, it’s been too long! What the hell are you doing here?

Bill: Oh me? I’m on a trip to the cosmos… in my mind!

Fox: Yeah we get it, you’re on peyote.